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      1. Thank You E-PH!! A Pave Hawk at the end of the rainbow(s). Worth more than a pot o’ gold to the many that it’s rescued.

      1. What the hell is wrong with that guy? going to have to change his pants because he saw a double rainbow?

  5. Looking forward to long weekend, but not at Casa de SEA.

    Mood has been tempered somewhat by recent news a former shipmate passed a couple of days ago. Rest easy, Joe.

    1. Sailor rest your oar.

      Lost Harbor
      by Leslie Nelson Jennings
      There is a port of no return, where ships
      May ride at anchor for a little space
      And then, some starless night, the cable slips,
      Leaving an eddy at the mooring place . . .
      Gulls, veer no longer. Sailor, rest your oar.
      No tangled wreckage will be washed ashore.

    2. Yeah, like that turd is going to be executed any time soon. Zawahri will be dust long before that case works it’s way thru the courts. And h*ll, Odumbsh*t will probably pardon him or at least, commute his sentence before he leaves office.

  8. Another week has gone by and The Dutch Rudder Gang STILL hasn’t found me. Those thumbsucking bedwetting booger-eating soiled spandex sniffing snotweasels can once again go fuck themselves sideways with rusty barbed wire wrapped in asbestos. I’m sure that Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone is STILL listed as “Not Eligible to Practice Law” by the California Bar and his disbarment is still inevitable. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until he is judged to be a Vexatious Litigant” as well. I see a side trip to Reno next week just for shits and giggles!

      1. IMHO that’s like saying “Fire is still hot”, “Water is still wet”, Shit still stinks” and “Bernath still [allegedly] works ballsacks behind urban bus stops and run down Truck Stops”.

        1. Along with his booty banging “partner” in crime ShOrTbUsRidErCoCkSlUuUuRrRrPeTh41, aka; Queefers/Dullass/purple suited pervert.

  9. Since it’s the 4th of July weekend, I’m putting the Flag out tomorrow. I’m going to the store for STUFF.

    Menu for the holiday will be:

    Smoked sausage with barbecue beans
    American Potato salad
    Locally produced kettle chips
    Chopped veggie salad
    Sweet corn w/REAL butter
    Watermelon
    Cold drinks and a seat on the terrace to watch the fireworks 3 miles away in comfort.

    1. REAL butter is the only way to go with some butter and sugar corn….nothing says summer like salty, buttered lips after eating a couple ears of that corn on the cob.

    2. I’m thinking The World’s Best Crab Cakes, Silver Queen sweet corn-on-the-cob, and ripe ‘maters with feta cheese, olive oil and shredded basil on top (pinch of salt and a grind of pepper, too). Crusty bread and a chilled, crisp white vino to go with.
      Single barrel bourbon and Drew Estate stogies after.

      1. Nice! Can’t decide between a ’14 RP Freedom or a ’15 Camacho Liberty

  12. HEY, WISH YOU ALL A GREAT AND ENJOYABLE 4th of July!

    Be safe and make some memories, and if you can’t do both at least make the memories.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA!!!

  13. Anybody else lookin at that helo and thinkin it’s a nice day for “elevators”?

    1. Nobody uses that term for successive helo jumps? They’re great. Up, out, down: Repeat …until you’re too sore or ya run out of chutes.

  15. Today I join Hondo and many others in the Retired Reserve. Feels a little funny to say I’m retired but I think I’ll get used to it.

    1. The first week kinda sukked, but I got used to being retired…though my job teaching active duty fukkers kinda keeps me in denial.

      Congratulations MrBill!

    2. Keep an eye on your income tax. My first tax bill after retiring was a kick in the teeth. The withholding from my active duty time, my pension, and my new job didn’t cover my tax bill. I know a lot of people who have hid this problem. In fact I don’t think I’ve received a tax return since I retired from active duty.

    3. I’m “retired” from the military, but still working in Big Navy as a civvie. Like IDC SARC, a part of my job is STILL teaching folks, just like always.

      2. I’m in the same boat. I still get to help train Soldiers as a civilian. I can’t imagine doing anything else than what I love I spent my entire adult life doing.

    4. Congrats. Do watch the IRS stuff – hit me hard when I retired (civ only). IRS kissed me hard with their shoe.

      But enjoy it anyway. Volunteer somewhere, too. Church, Scouts, hospitals, somewhere. But watch that they don’t suck up all your “free time”.

    6. Thanks for the good wishes, everyone! Now, it’s not a huge transition for me, as I’m still a DoD civilian. This just means I have one job instead of two; I can work out without worrying about my score; and my evenings and weekends are completely my own (subject to the wishes of Mrs Bill, of course.) It just seems strange to say that I’m “retired” in any sense of the word, but I’m sure the novelty will wear off in due time.

    7. If I had feelings I might have cried when I traded in my CAC card for a blue one. It is still kind of nice being called Sergeant at the gate whenever I go on post and it still grates on my soul whenever a Soldier comes to my desk and calls me sir. This former E-7 has never felt so awkward as when an O-6 called me sir.

  16. Some of my students said they had a Navy Brief on the transgender lift…and they were told Hospital Corpsmen are going to be changing to Hospital Corps Specialist. Nothing like arbitrarily fukking around with the Navy’s only Enlisted Corps without giving any consideration to the history, people that have served or are serving within it. Fuck your couch Ashton Carter.

    1. First of all, that’s Ashhole Carter.

      Second, they’re still going to be called ‘corpsmen’ and ‘Doc’ whether those marones with brains the size of a pea like it or not. If that bunch of nitwits really wanted to change it, they’d make it Emergency Trauma Specialist, but they can’t think that clearly, if at all.

  17. Hey all ****wavies***

    Don Shipely posted this on FB…lets get this Fuck Apple Dallas Wittgenfeld shut down…

    Don Shipley
    BULLSHIT ALERT.

    I cannot, in good conscience, allow even a single person to be duped into donating a single dollar to one of the very WORST military imposters in history for his latest despicable scam at lining his pockets and quenching his thirst at local pubs in Pine City, Florida for Happy Hour.

    Dallas Wittgenfeld has set up a Go Fund Me site under the guise of the recovery of a solider lost in Cambodia for $1 MILLION bucks but he recently reduced it to a measly $475,000. IT IS A SCAM.

    Dallas Wittgenfeld, by virtue of his own lies and gross embellishments of his military service and his ruthless attacks on honorably serving veterans and their families deserves a solid dose of his own medicine.

    Simply Google “Dallas Wittgenfeld” for a better understanding of his disgusting tactics.

    It is beyond disturbing that a clown like Dallas would attempt to SUCKER anyone into believing he gives even the least little shit at recovering a fallen soldier’s body for internment.

    Based on his past troubling activities, I wouldn’t trust Dallas with collecting for a charity car wash let alone trusting him with over a half million for his MADE UP efforts in a distant country.

    Dallas Wittgenfeld is NOT associated with ANY legit organizations. He is doing this TOTALLY on his own.

    COMPLETE HORSEDICK…

    https://www.gofundme.com/295xb4s

    1. Just when one thinks that ‘ol QuEeFeRs*SLUUURRRP!*41 couldn’t make himself an even scummier booger-eating lowlife snotweasel, he proves us wrong. Next he’ll be walking around town wrapped in tinfoil telling people he’s their Knight in shining armor while they look at him and see a drunken retard in tinfoil. Each and every member of The Dutch Rudder Gang does its damnedest to live down to its reputation.

    2. GoFundMe has a ‘report campaign’ button you can click on to report the Archslayer of God’s attempts to get rich off the goodness of others.

      1. I reported it stating he is a known scammer without the means to organize or implement the recovery of the POW’s remains. Let’s see if I regret giving them my phone number.

        also linked his mugshot and stolen valor to the campaign. He’ll likely deleted that in seconds.

          1. Of course he has. The only reason he wants to go back there is so he and Bernath can relive the days when they got rolled by those 14-year old ladyboys.

            1. One person is reporting him for using pictures from DPAA on that scammers page. That might help.

    3. Just when you thought they were already lower than whale shit….

      1. …they prove there are still depths of depravity and scumbaggery to be plumbed.

        1. Putting the steel plate back in Wittgenfeld’s head would be like putting the lid back on a half-empty jar of moldy jam.

    5. That “Paula Driver” that donated and promised $100 a month, ain’t that one of Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone’s farcebook pseudonyms? Jeez, just when I thought they couldn’t get even slimier…

        1. I spent 5 bucks to post a warning.
          I don’t think he can delete that. Guess we’ll find out.

            1. ermahgerd…I got a friends request from Bernath

              (who knows who it really is)

                1. Haven’t needed to…My FB page is pretty much sterile…they can grab whatever limited numbers of memes and anatomy pictures they wish to take. Nothing of me or about me really there.

                  I also have no shame…so embarrassing me with doctored photos is an endeavor in futility.

          2. well…that appears to have pissed off his sock puppet Paula. I guess if I was a liar like him I might give a fuck.lol

            1. bahstid…he couldn’t delete it but he changed the donations to anonymous so my text warning disappeared. I guess I’d know how that site works if I was a douchebag like him.

              1. Oh no…he took copies of my pictures of musical instruments and some medical school cadavers…..woe is me.

                Da fukk…does he think I care? Maybe he’ll fap to them?

                1. Neato…gofundme sent me a button that makes my comments reappear…this is fun.

                  1. It’s very likely that making your comment reappear makes both of them shit flaming squirrels out their asses every time you do it.

    6. I’ve seen pictures of Ugly Dog Contest winners, and if there was ever an “Ugly Brainless Shithead” contest I’m sure that QueEfErS Dallas *SLUUUUURRRP!*41 Wittgenfeld would be in the Worldwide Top Threewith the rest of The Dutch Rudder Gang. I’m sure that as soon as his money-grubbing page gets shut down Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone will come after Don Shipley (SCPO, USN, Ret.) and others screeching about how *SLUUUUURP!*41’s campaign was shut down painting him as the victim. Lemme leave y’all with thisthinking he would actually go anywhere with that scam.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3C33k13DkM

    7. I usually try to stay mute on this particular issue. Honestly its like watching old people fuck at this point. He said, they said, we said, its a cluster fuck.

      In this particular case however I have that churning feeling in my stomach.

      Dallas Wittgenfeld did serve in Vietnam, his records show he was wounded twice. I could give a shit less who likes that or doesn’t…thats what the records say and until proven otherwise that the way it is.

      That Dallas Wittgenfeld would allow himself to be drawn into using the death of an honorable vietnam veteran for any effort other than the recovery of his remains is sickening.

      If the cause is used to collect information for their personal nonsense he has reached a new low.

      This man:

      http://www.pownetwork.org/bios/r/r048.htm

      deserves better than to be used as some kind of ploy for a group of veterans to have a pissing match by using his remains. Makes me want to vomit.

      2. Not sure what you expect Dave. It is disgusting, but how does one shed light on the situation and not bring the subject of that deception into that light? If no warning is issued, he’s going to dupe people into contributing to the charade.

        1. I get it, something needs to be said. I just might contribute through the attorneys. Then have them track down if it was actually sent to the cause.

          The thing is, this is an amateurish way for people to play into their nonsense. I never have given a shit who knows my name or what I do. I know some have reason to stay anonymous, and legit ones.

          As I said, this is like watching old people fuck.

          1. I gotcha. Personally, I was just trying to help, not make it a circus. Nonetheless, I appreciate your thoughts.

              1. I posted those links in the narrative when I made the minimum donation necessary to do so.

                  1. in the persona of Paula Driver he did say he was reconning Shipley supporters on Don’s page. Don’t know if that was just bravado or not….nothing on my page I care about or I wouldn’t have posted from it.

                    1. I saw a remark other than DullASS*SLUUURRRP!*41 ??Whipandflopit’s alias, talk about “*POW!*, right in the kisser, that’s gonna leave a mark! That’s gonna have him jumping up and down having shit fits while he spills his DRG Cocktail! ???

      3. I’m beginning to wonder if that isn’t some money-grubbing scam concocted by Bernath the Fred Phelps clone? After all, *SLUUURRP!*41 HAS made himself Bernath’s yapping lapdog.

    8. I wouldn’t worry about the DALLASSCLOWN… he couldn’t find a dead body if it was decomposing by the front door of his hovel…if he found skull he’d toss it and say THATS A DOGS RIB CAGE..he’s dumber then the soon to be disbarred ass he beats meat together and between both, their still missing 3/4 of a brain..

  18. 32nd and on my way back to TUCSON
    HEEEEE. HAAWWWWWWWWWWWW???? hope they saved some rain for me

  20. That pic looks almost like a compression wave in front of an expanding photosphere of a nuke blast.

    2. Naw, it’s the gravity waves from the collision of two black holes that have been orbiting each other up until now.

      Einstein predicted it would happen, too.

      2. Yes. Yes, it is. Coupled with avalanching debt and impossible lack of cash flow, those two cities should implode into one in the very near future. Watch for the bright flash in the night sky.

  25. Yup, mucho rain in the forecast for the cornfields. Oh well, they need it.

    Aside from that, no plans at all until Tuesday. Hope all is quiet and happy for all of you out there.

  26. In observance of our nation’s birthday, will Phil Monkress be working balls this weekend, and if so, will he be wearing an Uncle Sam beard while doing it?

  27. Back to corn-on-the-cob: try it with a touch (or more) of bacon grease. I’m also celebrating the Independence of our great (soon to be greater) country with some good ol’ American margaritas.

      1. OY VEY! Is that bupkis-headed fercoct faygala of a fertummelt GONIFF still trying to Hok everyone’s Chonik with his games? Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone can GEY STRASHE DI GENS for all I care!

        1. Don’t even get him started on the knee grows. Wouldn’t be prudent.

          //I heard the judge received an anonymous package with published examples of Bernath’s rants on the Joos and Knee grows. Oh vey.

    3. Speaking of Republicans, has anyone heard any whispers about a possible running mate for Trump?

  36. I just came across an interesting link on Drudge Report. You need to start the indoctrination early so that 5 year olds can realize how racist they are and are responsible for all the ills of minority communities.

    http://nypost.com/2016/07/01/elite-k-8-school-teaches-white-students-theyre-born-racist/

    Here is the money shot: She defends segregating minority children by race by arguing they need a safe place where they can share their “ouch moments,” including subtle but offensive white comments known as “micro-aggressions.”

    And then we have this: Her extreme diversity program is based on the premise that America is still plagued by “systemic racism,” which she claims she saw first-hand while serving as a juror hearing criminal cases in Brooklyn. She told parents she was shocked to learn that every case involved a minority defendant. In the same May 2015 meeting with parents, she cited the GI Bill as proof of “white privilege,” claiming the popular post-World War II legislation only benefited white soldiers and their heirs, when in fact, black enrollment in colleges exploded under the GI Bill.

    And yet, these outraged parents continue to send their kids there, and pay tuition. I wonder where she sends biracial children during these sessions, that has to be a conundrum.

    1. It’s what I’ve always said: the most racist jerks are those who pretend that they are not, but bring it up all the time.

  38. Looks like we’re getting the usual threats of reprisal from Caveboy if we execute Tsarnaev.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-boston-qaeda-idUSKCN0ZH4TM

    What he doesn’t understand is that we don’t do that the jihadi way, instant karma. It takes decades to drag someone off to the gurney-and-needle setup. By that time, the old gasbag will probably be dead and the Boston bomber will have been forgotten.

    2. LOL!! ?? I wonder if the little snowflakes learned a lesson or will they not learn and get eaten alive by the real world when they leave their precious little sanctuary from reality that calls itself a college?

    4. Nicki had an article on her site earlier this week. I believe the special snowflake was in fact a ‘she’, not a ‘he’ and yes, she got all but one of the other interns to sign that petition and the one that did NOT sign it kept her internship position.

  41. There is more proof today that Islam is truly the religion of peace and that Muslim terrorists are simply using Islam as a smokescreen to mask their lust for power and conquest. The proof comes from Bangladesh where terrorists invaded a restaurant and took the diners and employees hostage. The terrorists asked each captive to recite verses from the Koran. Those who did so were spared. Those who could not were tortured and butchered with bladed weapons. Among the slain were nine Italians. So, there you have it, proof that the Muslim terrorist bastards are not really interested in Islam at all.

      1. Is that goat a virgin?
        Are you my cousin/wife?
        Don’t push that button!

  42. I may be wrong, but under the comment section for the Florida Purple “Jump” suit Parachutist, I think he is using one of TAH’s commentor’s handle to THANK him for setting up the Tin Cup for Jimmy Ray.Seriously doubt that person wrote those “nice” comments in response to the Tin Cup. Am wondering if that person knows the “Clown” is using that blogger’s TAH name (click on the “widow”part). And I am not speaking about the “widow”.

    1. that’s a screen shot of an automated response…the comments on the donation were far less than supportive. He can’t delete the response, but apparently he can keep the comments from showing. So as long as he doesn’t turn the comments back on he can spin it as a favorable donation.

      1. Thanks, IDC SARC. Now wondering if Jimmy’s family members are aware of what this jumping clown is doing.

        1. could you post the link, so I’m sure we are looking at the same thing please?

          2. IDC SARC:

            Please go to this link:

            https://www.gofundme.com/295xb4s

            Next, scroll down until you see:

            http://widowmaryschantag.is/

            After you click on that link (http://www.widowmarypschantag.is/), look to your left on that site on recent 4 comments dated 21 June, 29 June and 2 July:

            http://www.widowmarypschantag.is/?p=1356#comment-835

            http://www.widowmarypschantag.is/?p=1356#comment-831

            http://www.widowmarypschantag.is/?p=1356#comment-829

            http://www.widowmarypschantag.is/?p=1356#comment-828

            Recognize any names in those comments? I do. That is why I am wondering if that TAH Blogger REALLY left those comments (based on other comments I read in the past on TAH on the DRG by that blogger.

            I also see your post on the other Tin Cup that the Purple Jump for Vietnam Orphans is using WITHOUT the TAH Blogger’s name.

            https://www.gofundme.com/james_m_ray/

            What do you think? I know the “widow” name he is using is NOT the real widow. I’m beating a dead horse and everyone knows this, but this guy is SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK.

            And again, am wondering if Ray’s family is aware what this SICK “child” is doing. Hopefully, the TAH Blogger will see that the SICK child is using that’s Blogger’s Handle.

            1. Ah…not the comments I was thinking of. I’m pretty sure that’s him talking to himself.

              He had grabbed the screen notifying him that a donation was made (the text was a canned response) and posted it on “Paula’s” FB page with a smug thank you. I thought that was the one you were referring to.

              There’s an advisement not to post on “Mary’s” page because its just gathering personal info on folks.

              Thanks for taking the time to post all that.

              1. You’re going to see another Post from me on the same topic because I thought the one I originally wrote did not go thru, so please ignore the 2nd post.

                However, in the 2nd post, I did extend a Thank You to you for pointing out to others about that SICK child by exposing him. KUDOs to you. Hope you get your donation returned. And again, hopefully, our TAH Blogger will see that that SICK, Mentally Diturbed, Personality Disorder(he fits All the categories) is using that Blogger’s name as well as using the widow’s name.

                Thanks again, IDC SARC.

                  1. Jonn, can you please share that funny story…or has IDC SARC and I already told it? ??

                2. I found an email addy for Jimmy ray’s brother on the wall of faces. I apologetically sent him an email with a link to the go fund me page. According to what he wrote on the wall, his brother doesn’t appear to have been married. He joined at minimum age and was living with his parents when he did so.

  43. I’ve created a new sex act. I call it “The Hippopotamus”. I noticed that when I went at it with a sex doll today. I have that filmed. I will be selling copies of this video to you guys for the cost of a 7 pound block of cheese, shipper pays shipping and handling. Video will be collect on delivery.

    Cheese,
    Dennis Howard Chevalier
    Denny H. Chevalier

  44. Every once in awhile I revisit Robert Danny Hay. I suppose I do it because he resides in my home state, Montana. Danny tried to sue a local hospital there, because they would not allow his “self trained service dog to be at the hospital with him. He claims to be among other things to be, a Vietnam Vet, almost blind.his dog a Rot, helps him navigate to the bathroom. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why he needs that dog “Ozzie”

    Hay shit all over himself a long time ago! There’s no need for the service dog! Danny-Boi has been in the shit for along time!

  45. On the way home through the pasture, I stepped in a huge steaming pile of Phil Monkress.

    I wiped it off but the trauma will always be there.

    1. Enjoy your visit. I had a similar time with my daughter and granddaughter a couple weeks ago.

    2. Son #1 stopped by for a few days last week as he transited from an Air Force training exercise in Alaska back to England, and son #2 will be here sometime this week from his recent Pacific Merchant Marine cruise.
      Would have been great to have both here at the same time, but those planets rarely align.
      Don’t worry about us, Jonn. Family time first.

  48. You know how most of us enjoy taking the grill out of the cave and firing up that stuff, right? And every year, the warnings pop up that grilled meat is going to give you cancer. This year, it’s the weather people.

    http://www.accuweather.com/en/features/trend/the_grills_hidden_danger_grilling_meat_can_cause_cancer/58473910

    Everything is going to give you cancer. I don’t know what statistics or studies they’re looking at, but I no longer care. I mean, if you must know, just getting up in the morning can cause enough stress to give you cancer, especially the 24-hour kind, can’t it?

    But this happens every year and it has not stopped any of us from grilling meat, has it? No, because it’s ‘WOLF!’ hollered too many times, dead set on spoiling the fun.

    I say, fire up the charcoal, slap those thick steaks, wienies, brats and kielbasas on the coals and put out a spread that would give some bony-assed nutritionist a heart attack.

    I will very likely outlive those silly people who are afraid of everything, including life itself.

    Enjoy your holiday. I know I will.

    1. It correlation without causation mostly. They could just as easily link wearing socks or polo shirts to elevated cancer risk.

      Just like the bogus cures that are touted which display no higher success in treating cancer than the general incidence of spontaneous remission.

      1. also from what I’ve seen…a common tactic in bogus research is to set your p value to a degree that invites false positives or false negatives to suit the agenda. unfortunately many folks don’t understand the significance of such factors and many new articles don’t even publish such relevant facts.

        any peer review pub worth its salt would run those values before agreeing to publish anything as valid research…yeah, and there’s part of the problem

  49. Just finished having SOS and scrambled eggs for brunch.

    Went to Wally World for a little shopping earlier. Thought I’d check and see if they had the Stouffer’s Creamed Beef. Sure nuff, $2.50 a box. One box is enough for two people to make a meal out of by adding the eggs on top.

    It wasn’t too bad, somewhat bland just like the old Mess Cookie used to make, but still good enough to bring some memories to mind.

    1. I don’t get the credit for telling you about this? :-). Ramp up the flavor by heating it in a pan to cook off some of the liquid and some white pepper adds a kick. I always have 3 or 4 boxes in the freezer. CSM Claw must still be in Co Springs and you and Scooby still batching it?

      We should have a SOS contest at the next meeting.

      1. Of course you get credit for telling me that Stouffers had the closest thing to the real stuff.

        Yeah, I did microwave the first batch just to get some into my deprived system. I will do the pan boil/spice it up routine for the next batch.

        No, Mrs. Claws only spent 10 days this time down in Denver giving the Army son Hell with her white glove inspections. Her next TDY trip to New Orleans isn’t until mid-August. So, Scooby and I will just have to tough it out until then./smile

        Again, Thanks for cluing me in on the best brand to buy.

        1. Stouffers eh? Best creamed beef I ever had was during the Sunday Brunches at the Camp Margarita chow hall.

          Dunno exactly how the ladies there cooked it, but it was the best and well worth the risk of running into the ‘Margarita Monster” at the door.

  50. Nice story for the North east Kingdom.
    One of national guard members has retired from his full time position. After thirty (30) years of never deploying and maintaining the rank of a senior NCO. He has given his full timer job and was allowed to reenlist as a part time guy for weekends. So he is still holding down a slot/rank and nobody can get past him tile he retires in another decade.
    p.s He has a permeant non deploy profile just to make sure.

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