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Another Bogus ID, Courtesy of the DRC

by Hondo••116

Well, that didn’t take too long.  Looks like the DRC has “found” me.

Again.

For at least the sixth time.

And just like the five previous times . . . they’re full of it.

A little “birdie” sent me the photo of the guy the DRC has identified as me this time around.  That individual doesn’t need any more DRC grief, so I’ll pass on posting the photo here.

I should probably be flattered.  I’m no great judge of handsome, but the fella in the photo I received seemed to be a rather good-looking guy.  I’d guess he has no problem in getting all the female companionship he wants.  I’m sure the DRC members are envious.

And, yeah:  he was sporting a Trident, plus some Navy decorations.  So that means that – once again – I’m supposedly ex-Navy and a former SEAL.

Geez.  Remember when I previously asked if our “good friends” in the DRC had the common sense to urinate in the toilet vice the trash can when they went to the head?  I guess we have our answer now.

Listen up, you bunch of Dumb Royally Clueless j-holes:  best I can tell, I’ve never been closer than maybe 40 or so miles to where this latest guy you’ve falsely identified as being me lives today – and that was approaching 20 years ago.  I haven’t been anywhere near that close since.

Again, for the record:  no, I’m not a former Navy SEAL. This is at the third damn time I’ve told you dipsticks that I’m not a former SEAL.  Are you too freaking stupid to understand plain English?

At the risk of being repetitive:  I’ve never served in the Navy.  I’ve never set foot on an active Navy warship.  I’ve never been at sea other than on a couple of tour boat or ferry rides.

“Never served in the Navy” means I’m not a former SEAL.  How about you let that fact penetrate your thick skulls, m’kay?

Bottom line:  you’re barking up the wrong tree.  Again.

That doesn’t surprise me, though.  IMO mercury is an excellent metaphor for you fools’ minds: dense, liquid, and toxic.

Here’s the obligatory recap.  First, close to two years ago supposedly I was a now-retired and relatively well-known Army GO.  Second, I was wrongly identified as being The Hair himself, Don Shipley.  After that, I was allegedly a retired Special Forces Sergeant Major.  Fourth, I was supposedly a serving Army CPT   (or maybe by now MAJ) teaching ROTC.  Then a few weeks ago, according to the DRC’s fifth flight of false-ID fancy I was allegedly CAPT Larry Bailey.

Hell, maybe there were other bogus IDs I missed.  I don’t really know; and I don’t much care.

Now this time around, according to you DRC j-holes I’m supposedly a third different ex-SEAL – when in reality, I’m not. That’s at least the sixth time that you damn fools have “gotten it wrong”.

They say everyone has a role in life.  The DRC IMO has now shown they have not one role, but two. The first appears to be serving as a counterexample regarding life in general.  Their second role – as shown by this ridiculous series of comically inept “identifications” – must be providing comic relief.

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116 thoughts on “Another Bogus ID, Courtesy of the DRC”

        1. Ah shit! I lost my Roman Slave Hondo Challenge Coin rowing on a Greek slave ship. Guy was wailing the shit out of me for asking for a smoke break and it fell in the bilge.

        2. Damn, I know a place that could make Hondo Challenge coins.

          Could do the design up and the proceeds could go to the TAH crew to assist in the mission.

      2. BullShit Sparks I’m HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        Nuff Said…. I Still have your 12

        Hope And Change…..

        by the way one of my Doners made 2 billion dollars last year moving tar sand oil on the rail road. Beat THAT…..

  8. Ahh, the bird who came a rapping gave you up and more,
    you must be known as Lenore and bird is called nevermore.

      2. If it was sitting on the window sill with that photo, I don’t think it works out so well for the poor birdy.

  9. I once tried to be Hondo, but I threw out my back, dislocated my knee, and partially severed by hip while trying to complete the attempt.

    Never again am I going to try to do that.

  10. Oh, crap! Missed it by just a hair again, didn’t they?

    Hondo, WHEN are they going to understand that there are only TWO people who can be Hondo? And John Wayne is the other one, fer Pete’s sake!

    There can be only TWO HONDOS!!!!

    https://youtu.be/Ez-PxYIF3Tw

      1. John Wayne is any damn thing he wants to be.
        A man of a good time in America, a time when men were men and women were women. Both relished their roles and fulfilled them with certainty and courage.
        Unlike the crap we have now…
        Males using women’s bathrooms and locker rooms…
        Males in onesie jammy’s and the are the epitome of the ruling class male part of the species…
        Horse shit…

        2. Excuse me, T-stixx, but if you intend to quote my grandfather, the correct way to say that is thus:

          Oh, for the days when men were men, and women were glad of it.

    1. Don’t be confused. Watch the movie trailer. It explains everything.

      I’m going to go fix pancakes and sausage now.

  12. Good god, where do those shitheads get their intel. Those brainless mutants could fuck up a wet dream. Hondo, congrats on becoming a SEAL without attending BUDs or even being in the Navy for that matter. Impressive.

    1. It appears there are correspondence courses for just about everything – SF,SEAL, etc.
      Congrats Hondo on your paper trident.

    2. Oh, I got it the first time, GDC. You just left out the question mark between ‘next to’ and ‘my wife’.

      It could be written and understood in several ways, e.g., ‘Who is API standing next to? My wife?’ or ‘Who is API? Standing next to my wife!!’

      There are so many ways it can be interpreted.

      1. I wonder how that Fred Phelps clone in Florida will try to interpret that as a threat?

  14. Not to sound too stupid – who is DRC? I’m an infrequent visitor here (I do like the site exposing idiot assholes)so I don’t know the history.

    1. To be polite on Saturday morning, the DRC is a very small group of delusional twits who think they know something about people they don’t like, and are frequently mistaken. And that loosely-knit group of looney-tunes is comprised of people who have been exposed for lying about their service, if they had any at all.

      They like to steal your work and your identity. They like to stalk people and try to scare them.

      Unfortunately, This Ain’t Hell is the seawall against which their Wave of Stupidity and Silliness keeps crashing.

      Also, they comprise a Club of Crashing Bores.

      1. The DRC is a group of morons that…
        Well, google the Dutch Rudder Club and get a gallon of eye and brain bleach at the ready.
        Trust me on that one…

    2. DRC membership rolls:
      Daniel A. Bernath
      Dallas Witgenfeld
      Paul Wickre
      Francis Visconi
      Dennis Chevalier
      William Roy

      Statement of purpose:
      To scale stupid.

      3. Gotta add Aaron Colyer to the list GD…he posted on FB on the Stolen Valor FB page a screenie of Psul Wickre’s “Perjury” court case against Jonn lol.

  17. I should give them my real name and address. I need a new truck. We should establish a fund for Dan, to make sure his homeowners insurance stays current.

    2. So I wonder JUST how many more will be the recipients of copious quantities of Bernath Bucks®™ until his/its insurance company says “HELL NO, NO MORE!!!” and all other insurers avoid him like he was a leper roaming Park Avenue?

    1. IIRC you’re too good looking to be Hondo.

      That ugly sumbich could scare flies off a shitwagon 🙂

  20. OK … let’s have a Hondo clue contest.

    Please only add clues that are true, yet won’t reveal his identity. I will give you three:

    1. Lives in Ft. Myers, Florida area.
    2. Held ranked position as a junior NASCAR semi-finalist and syncronized swimmer in the 1980’s.
    3. Holds several patents in the aerospace sector.

        1. 6. I met him only once, through the powered down, tinted window of the biggest limo I’ve ever seen. His security detail was all around and they had strategically placed the sun in my eyes. I never got a full facial image but I saw the arm and lapel of an Alexander Amosu Vanquish II Bespoke suit and the tips of a pair of John Lobb Ltd shoes. He spoke in several languages I do not know but his security guy translated for him.

    2. He supplied the talent for the Peter Gabriel “Simply Irresistible” video from his vast stores of hot chicks, in exchange for total and complete anonymity.

    3. He disappeared on a courier run during the Civil War, but turned up in the 21st century under a new identity, thanks to Professor Peabody and the Wayback Machine.

    7. Does anyone have the Hondo’s Gun Bunny girls in camo bikinis shot?

      That should settle everything.

    8. Hondo was the first, and to date only, US Army Corporal Captain while on loan from the Marine Corps SEAL program. Probably shouldn’t have disclosed that in this open forum. He then formed the first joint Thunderbird/Golden Knights precision roller derby team. Oops. Maybe I shouldn’t have said that either.

      Over. Under. And Out.

  22. WoW!!!! DRC must have been taking a lot of liquid lunches!!! Next Hondo will be Air Force “PJ’s”

    2. Oh, I would have made some for you, too. I had enough stuff on hand. Why didn’t you say something? That red-headed kid, Harry something-or-other, shared a plateful with me. Uses his left hand to fork his food.

      1. See, I turn my back for a minute and you are spreading your syrup all over the place. I can see deployments are going to be problematic. At least make them buy their own beer and cut the grass.

          3. Pancakes or crepes with beef and onions?

            Bacon or sausages?

            Cornish game hen, or turkey?

            Deep dish apple pie or tarte de pommes a la Normande?

            1. Blini, one of my favs., I will go with sausages wrapped in bacon, Cornish hen of course but see what you can do with a Double-Cranberry and Thyme Sauce.

              Since I am buying the stove, gun, ammo, gun lessons, and beer for all your ‘other’ friends, lets go with a traditional Apple Cobbler topped with a homemade frozen custard.

  24. I think I still hold the title, Hondo! Those cockroach turd-brained dreks/Westboro Baptist wannabes have accused EIGHT innocent Men of being obnoxious ‘lil old me. Let’s see, so far I’ve also been a former USN SEAL, an SF NCO, an MD,… Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone continues to set new records in the realm of idiocy, imbecility and malfeasance. Water will always be wet, fire will always be hot and the Dutch Rudder Gang will always make idiots of themselves!! BTW, I joined the coup on the Shipleys’ site and DAMN, Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone has made himself VERY well known there, the comment threads on the videos of him number in the thousands. I wonder if that mega-shmendrick wil try to sue Senior Chief alleging that he’s trying to incite people to do things to him? Well one thing is for sure, and it’s that the Westboro wannabes in the Dutch Rudder Gang have brought all of this on themselves.

    1. PROUD…I READ ABOUT WESTBORO BAPTIST NUTS. I was flabbergasted that they were calling a Military man KIA a faggot and they were glad he was killed.
      I Googled them and its just a family of nuts. The main bitch that took over after her bastard father died is calling the kettle black. No sex before marriage and HOLY CRAP SHE HAD A BABY and doesn’t know who the daddy is.
      I can’t remember who started a group of people to surround the cemetery of another soldier that died so they didn’t interrupt the funeral.
      Westboro Baptist has under 30 members, ALL FAMILY MEMBERS. INBRED family of LOONY TUNES

      1. Hey Reb, Fred Phelps was also a disbarred Attorney in Kansas and was known for filing idiotic frivolous lawsuits at the drop of a needle.

  25. Hondo, you did miss at least one. The DRC attacked me, accusing me of being you. That was some time last year IIRC. It didn’t last long, a few weeks maybe, and ended when I told them their communications would interest my lawyer.

    1. Appreciate the info, ArmyATC. I’ll include that in the next chapter of “The Continuing Saga of the Incompetent DRC Sleuths”.

      I’m positive they’ll try again. I’d guess the odds are even money between now and Thanksgiving and about 3:1 in favor between now and Christmas. (smile)

  29. It must suck when their lives are so boring they have to in entry shit to entertain themselves.

    Yo, Danny, can I ask a personal question? When you applied for homeowners insurance for your little squat n gobble, we’re you COMPLETELY truthful about never having had your insurance cancelled? Cause you know, lying on an application is fraud, and that’s a felony.

    Just sayin.

  30. Hondo is many thing to many people.

    I don’t have a name, in all reality I think there may only be one person among us that does. Hobdo’s id is more closely guarded than the gold in ft Knox.

  32. Thanks, all. But to paraphrase the words of Gag Halfrunt, brain-care specialist for Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of the Galaxy and voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe 7 Consecutive times:

    “Vell, Hondo’s just zis guy, you know?”

    1. isn’t that hitchhikers guide to the galaxy??
      if so I do believe I’ve seen that movie about 200 times add some more to that number… somewhere in BFE Iraq few times in Kuwait and in Qatar and a few other places LMAO…..
      🙂

  33. H – Hondo is HUMBLE.
    O – Hondo is OMNISCIENT.
    N – Hondo is NOBLE.
    D – Hondo is DELIBERATE.
    O – Hondo is OBJECTIVE.

    I could never be HONDO.

    1. B – Bearded loser
      E – Enigmatic
      R – Rancid
      N – Neutered
      A – Anti-social
      T – Testically Challenged
      H – Half-Wit

  34. I am not “Hondo”. In other news this morning, the members of the DRC were spotted steering their 12 foot inflatable life raft into the parking lot of the Sum Dum Phuk Dance Hall and Social Club, Tampa. It is not known the outcome of their latest venture however, our on-scene observer noted they refused to pay a Korean stripper by the name of “Mei Luv U Long Time” her one dolla tip and five dolla drinkie.

    1. Word has it the local “rub and tug” sees Bernath and Witless in the lobby and breaks out the microscope and tweezers.

    2. My on scene reporter noted, “These guys were completely out of place. Every babe trolling for dollars was rebuffed with such questions as, ‘Where’s the guys here?’ ‘When will the male dancers be here?’ ‘Can we touch the men if we’re tucking dollars in their g-strings?’ The manager finally came over and asked them if they knew they were in a club for guys looking for women? They looked puzzled. As they left, the big baldy one caused a scene by trying to get out of paying their tab by accusing them of watering down the booze. He was continually using phrases like, ‘as to’ and ‘address to serve suits’. Before being ushered out by the bouncers, the one claiming to be some kind of ‘Slurp'(sic) or something, or so it sounded because he was quite drunk, asked the bouncers as they bodily threw them onto the sidewalk “So at least tell us where the dance club for men is….please!”

  35. Hondo gave his father “the talk.”

    When he drives a car off the lot, it increases in value.

    He once killed two stones with one bird.

    He CAN talk about Fight Club.

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

  37. “I’ve never been at sea other than on a couple of tour boat or ferry rides.”

    Was one of them a three hour tour?

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