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Weekend open thread

Weekend Open Thread

Weekend Open Thread

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    1. At first, I didn’t see what the problem was, until I realized that the word after ‘In’ was misspelled.

      It should have been ‘In cats we trust’.

        1. Ever hear about the 3 legged cat in Hong Kong?

          The China man said, “a cat that good should never be eaten all at once!”.

        1. Books I have yet to write:

          101 Uses for a Dead Klingon

          101 Uses for a Dead Sailor

          101 Uses for a Bad Drunk Pilot

      1. yeah, I have one of those too. He acts like if you don’t pet him every five minutes he might die from not being loved.

    1. Actually, it could be okay. If they have a K9 unit, maybe they should donate the rug to them for their area!

      Well, it’d be better than throwing it away, wouldn’t it?

      1. @Pinto Nag~
        The last article I read said they are auctioning off the rugs, but it didn’t say where the money would go…the rugs were $500 apiece….lets hope they get at least that and put it to the k-9 unit.

        1. If our sheriff paid $500 for a rug, I better never find out. I’d put it in the paper! Along with something like, ” This Proves He’s an IDIOT!!”

  4. Taking a massive Giduck. Bernathy wipes and has the image of John Giduck on hs toilet paper.

    John Giduck – the turd with a face!

    1. Reminds me of the story a few years back when a police car painter guy lettered a car on his last day. Instead saying Proud to Serve or something like that, he lettered: “We’ll Kick Your Ass and Take your Doughnuts Too”.

      Best part was it was on the curbside and no one noticed it for days even though the car was in service the whole time.

    2. Mfr. tag probably says “Made In china”. Dumb asses can’t read English. Try reading directions on a commie electronics product, splains it ahl.

      1. Not just electronics, I bought a prefab greenhouse for my wife a few years ago, and the instructions? If it wasn’t for my neighbor’s assistance, that thing would have gone either back to the store or into a scrap bin!

  6. usedtabe a dyslexic joke for which that was the punch line… like “Dyslexics of the World Untie!”, Mothers Against Dyslexia – DAM, etc.

    1. Or the dyslexic atheist with insomnia. He stayed up all night trying to prove there is no dog.

    1. Change to read “I did not realize that FirsTech Solutions is now making rugs.”

      Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.

      #BringElaineRicciHome

    2. How much you wanna bet that the tent (whoops, sorry–CARPORT) which shelters the shitty Jags from the harsh MD elements, but not the MD environment from the shitty oil-spewing Jags–might hold a clue as to the whereabouts of #BringElaineRicciHome?

      Keep digging, boys!

      1. I’m beginning to wonder if Elaine Ricci is now on the same uncharted Pacific Island as Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster never to be seen again?

          1. Didn’t you watch MIB III ???
            She went home with Elvis !!!
            That movie series is true, I know I was abducted in 1974 and sent to the Ice Planet Hoth.
            The same one where the old Spock meets the new James Tiberius Kirk !!!

          2. Elaine Ricci will be found buried under a mountain of Thunderbird bottles. Follow the clues, flatfoot and bring Elaine home!

  9. I’ve disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I’ve got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

    The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

    I’ve never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month now.

    /sarc

    1. Like the one about the Mafia son who couldn’t be home to help with the planting but made a call from prison that ‘the money is buried in the back 40’? and just waited for the Feds to do all the digging his mother needed…

    1. I wouldn’t recommend trusting dogs enough to leave steaks on a low counter to thaw . . . . (smile)

  12. Exciting time at a stop light here today…Young lady in one of thsoe “green” midgit cars, rolls upside my Powerstroke and rolls down her window. Hearing her yelling at me, I had hand onb pistola rolled mine down and she said “Hey, thats a diesel”. Nodding my head, she lectures me on the harm my diesel does to the environment. “Oh really? You are jealous because my Powerstroke has a bigger carbon foot print than yer lil green thang there”. heh.

  13. FTR, Daniel A. Bernath and the rest of The Dutch Rudder gang are accusing YET ANOTHER innocent man of being me. They’re up to at least five now!

    IDIOTS will be idiots. Like Ron White said, “No matter what you try, YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID!! Stupid is forever.”.

    2. API, they are doing what they do best… mental masturbation and slander. Judgement day is coming for the Felatating Foreskins.

    3. I’ve been throwing darts at him on disqus lately where HE BLAMES ME for the five (so far) innocent Men being tagged (Whose PII he still posts on threads elsewhere)because I don’t hand him my PI. He’s a bigger lowlife than Jimmy Janos!

  14. There’s the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

  16. WE’RE HERE…WE’RE QUEER…No wait a minute…wrong blog!……..Never mind. 😀 😀 😀

    Just kiddin’ folks. Hey it’s Weekend Open Thread Time! I’m blaming pain meds. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

    1. Soooo…….Sparks, after reading your above comment on open thread. I’ve come to the conclusion that the package deal on the brain transplant didn’t take. You better ask for a refund! Smile!

  17. The best part about the misspelled rug is … it sat there for about three months before anybody noticed it!

          1. Its kind of like chevy and his ex wife collection. You might get it right after more than a few.

    1. Aahh, I finally succeeded!! check out the pole scene guys, VERY non-PC, Benny Hill still tears me up!!

  25. I have the direst news to convey.

    Mercury goes retrograde on Jan. 21 and will be retro until Feb. 10. The universe is definitely conspiring against my having a nice birthday. I am sad.

    Do any backups NOW.

    It also coincides with the Swiss depegging their currency from the euro. Pegging is fixing the exchange rate of one currency to match another single currency, e.g., pound sterling to US dollar, or to a basket of currencies. Russia appears to be in the process of depegging the ruble as well. Oh, dear me! Could this be the start of another financial crisis????????

    Keep an eye on gas prices in your area at Gas Buddy.

    Supper was chili con carne. This time, I had fresh limes for it.

    1. I thought pegging was something else, such as “Bernath, the non-CPO enjoys being a pegboy”

    2. ANY further details on what the stars say, Ma’am? Honestly, I meant to ask that earlier!

      1. Proud, it’s the start of the END of the cardinal climax, running from now to 2020.

        I will dig up links to several posts on the subject, but the GOOD news is that while this may be a rough time, when this is over and done with the renaissance that started in the 1980s and 1990s should resume. Which means that if you can put up with another 5 years of cranks and wanks, you’ll be fine.

        I’ll dig up that stuff.

        2. Oh, Roger Dodger, you simply have no sense of humor, you poor benighted soul.

          Okay, if you want philosophy, there is this:

          To be alive is to suffer. To alleviate suffering, one must achieve inner peace.

          Thus: beer. Or whiskey.

    2. Here we go again, the more I see from Daniel A. Bernath (GOOGLE HIT!! :mrgreen:), the further i’m convinced that he is engaging in what Psychiatric Professionals refer to as “Projection”.

    3. Jesus, did he design that page himself?? Hey Birdbath! The 80’s called and they want their web design back!

      1. Wow! What the hell is that? Not even close to the high standards of when Homer Simpson put a web page. Maybe his next effort should be publishing a book, “Web Page Design For Non Honorary Chief Petty Officers”.

    4. Look farther down… the crazee is strong with Dingleberry Dan. Must be following the same psychological pattern as a certain former associate professor that was employed at the University of Oregon.

        1. Bingo… they must be soul mates. I’ve never seen as much crazy as reading anything posted online by either one of them…

    5. Apparently I’m a “Registered Sex Offender child molester” now. Sure hope the church I volunteer at isn’t told that. Oh, wait, they ran a full background check on me. The only thing they found was a speeding ticket from back in 2002, which is the only real problem I have had with the law.

  30. Hey Daniel A. Bernath, I and everyone else know that you’re still trolling TAH, so I say GFY sideways with 10,000 frozen porcupines, our fungus-headed Smurf-lusting, wannabe puppy-kicker!! I’m certain that one moment you’re hugging and kissing your favorite Sparkle pony and then kicking it while you pretend it’s either a puppy or a kitten!!As of today, you’ve accused at least FIVE other innocent Men of being me thinking your imbecilic and infantile antics will intimidate or manipulate me into falling for your con game, but guess what? I say FUCK YOU Daniel A. Bernath, YOU LOSE YET AGAIN!!! OH, and here’s to your idiotic and imbecilic sniveling little snot-drooling, booger-eating, bedwetting sycophant Dallas Wittgenfeld, DITTO, you shit-for-brained little Smurf-lusting wannabe unicorn-humper, DITTO!!! ALL members of the “Dutch Rudder Gang” can EAT SHIT AND BARK AT THE MOON while you GFY!!! All you would do IF you could ever find my real identity is libel and slander me the same chickenshit and cowardly way you do everyone else, AND GUESS WHAT? I’m Part American Indian, how are you bigoted cowards going to throw racist and ethnic slurs at that, you sniveling cowardly shmendricks? Every comment you make further solidifies my opinion that you’re “Projecting”, a Psychiatric term meaning that you’re SO scared and intimidated by the thoughts in your own mind that you project them onto everyone else that has published the truth about your past!

    You lose.

    1. Did you ever ask yourself, Proud, how he’s going to pay all those legal fees he’s been incurring?

      It’s oddly poetic, you know. He just does not know when to quit.

      1. As I see it, Daniel A. Bernath and the rest of “The Dutch Rudder Gang” are living proof of just how RIGHT Ron White was when he said ” No matter how hard you try, YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID!! Stupid is forever.”.

      2. I don’t think he cares. He has no assets in his name. Though, he doesn’t realize that his wife is required to have power of attorney to have only her name on their shared account. It’s a legal thing in the banking industry. Because of that, she can actually be held liable because he can’t manage his own affairs and she is letting him run rampant. You know, the same argument he used to sue HSSophomore’s old high school and many people’s employers.

    3. I know he’s still lurking here, he took a piece of my post and posted it on a Disqus thread. Right on, o fungus-headed Smurf-lusting Sparkle pony!!

  32. Q: WHY does North Korea have long, cold, and miserable Winters while the USA has Dennis Rodman?

    A: Because North Korea had first choice!!!

    :mrgreen:

  33. MG Ken Dahl’s Bergdahl report was supposed to be released today according to LTC Tony Schaeffer & COL Dave Hunt on O’Reilly show segment. Allegedly the WH has ordered the Pentagon to hold the report…gets curiouser & curiouser.

    1. Probably a severe disappointment that it shows Bergdahl as a deserter, not someone TPTB can pimp out in public.

  34. Bernath has shown his true self this week. He is a twisted perverted man.

    He is all the things he accuses others of being.

    1. Like I’ve said, it’s what Headshrinkers refer to as “Projection”. According to Freud, it’s when one feels so threatened and scared of their own thoughts they project them onto others, accusing them of doing so. It’s like a rapist accusing his psychiatrist of doing the same during an appointment.

  36. I wanted to just say my peace so to speak. I can tell a true Veteran by terms, or speak such as Police your area, pay attention to detail (a big one for me), clean as go, and others. Do you agree?

      1. Time to run an FOIA on this “Staff Sergeant”. I have my doubts, since he claims to be a Marine, but in several places refers to his “fellow soldiers”. I use Marines, unless it is a joint command, then would say “service members”. And why would the guards have grenade launchers on their rifles, and is it SOP for guards to get into the middle of a riot with loaded weapons? What happens when the rioters overpower them and seize the weapons?

  40. Good morning TAH Family

    Mrs. Scottie just posted that Scottie is back in hopsital…please send some love and light to her and Scott. She does not know if its another heart attack or not….

    5. Seems Scotty really does have nine lives. Had a problem with a stint that was put in and has had that corrected. The spousal unit reports he is doing well.

      2. Good to know. Been wondering. The little something extra in the way of that prayer thing will continue anyway.

      4. Wonderful news … may his recovery be swift and his return to TAH be rapid as well!

    6. Just a note to all. Right now is a time for us to remind ourselves that family and loved ones are what is most important in this life. Scott is lucky to have both of those. The last thing on their minds at this time is exposing posers. I know he believes in God and appreciates your prayers. Semper Fi.

  41. Heard a great Jimmy Carter joke the other day.
    Someone says to Carter: “You’re going to die on a Jewish holiday.” Carter asks: Which one? Answer: Doesn’t matter: whatever day you die on will be a Jewish holiday.
    The crazy revisited | Power Line

  42. OIF posted this late last night. Reposting here FYI:

    Well, speaking of Bernath, seems he has his older page back up and has stopped defaming Don, http://aspecialdayguide.com

    I made the mistake of going there. I wonder if his family has seen that? If they have, aren’t they worried about his sanity? How does he get away with that? I’m guessing he has no money so doesn’t care what judgements the court passes? Amazing. Sad.

      1. IIRC, a few of the regs e-mail the VFW post commander last year about the Bernathian Effluvia… they had him “clean up” his page on their website.

  45. Frank Visconi is calling us bad words on our Facebook page. I guess getting beat up by the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals wasn’t bad enough for him.

  46. Daniel A. Bernath is being his usual batshit crazy blithering self on Disqus, he’s going around posting his anti-AL crap on every article about the Legion he can find, I’ve left a few replies for him, anyone following me on Disqus won’t have any problem finding them, HAVE FUN!!!

    2. He threatening to get me kicked out of my hobby again. If he does send this to them, then it is clear harassment and I can get an order of protection. Then, contact would be criminal.

    3. Do you realize that it’s been a little over a year since this petulant slob was outed as a fraud?

      And what does he have to show for it, and for a lifetime of being an asshole, a liar, a cheat, and a fraud?

      Nothing.

      1. And what does he continue to produce other than hate, lies, slander, and libel? I knew he was a a frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Semite, but lately he’s proven himself to be an all-out blithering bigot!

  47. Someone should tell Bernath and Dallas that Google maps isn’t always accurate.

    The house they showed as mine is at least a half mile from my place.

    Dipshits.

    Bernutless, do you even Internet, bro?

  48. This is much more important than bernitwit the marone and his idiots’ parade:

    Sean’s Bar in Athlone, Ireland has been serving patrons continuously since 900 AD. It’s a stone’s throw from the River Shannon, so if you’re in Ireland, pay them a call.

    Britain’s oldest family-run business has been selling beef, poultry, game and pork since 1515, when Henry VIII was on the throne.

    Bushmills Whiskey has been brewing Irish spirits since 1608 – James I charter – and registered as a distillery in 1784.

    Hudson’s Bay Company was chartered by Charles II in 1670.

    Hall & Woodhouse have been brewing and serving beer in the UK since 1777.

    Obviously, some things do withstand the test of time.

  50. Going to see American Sniper in a few minutes. It’s estimated to make $105 million in it’s first 4 days. Hopefully the Kyle estate is getting a decent percentage.
    So….Janos- screw you. Hope you’re enjoying your little bit of settlement money. I don’t think Mrs. Kyle is going to miss it.

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