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Why we fight – This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here
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The Lurker Formerly Known As Curt

I made it almost a minute before wanting to slash my wrists…

Kinda old ET1

Christ on a cracker… Teh Stoopid… It hurts.

pete

WTF WAS THAT??

Cobrakai

Only 37 Seconds for me

ConcernedCitizen

Oh, I remember her from when she talked about why she supported R-Money. I’m under the impression that she’s being deliberately stereotypical. Her surprisingly dry tutorial on eating a banana is another example.

Sparks

I cannot believe the level of stupidity in her. My gosh…she can vote, though I doubt she knows how. My question is, does she have a brain?

ANCCPT

I’d like to unsubscribe to the human race now, please.

Zero Ponsdorf

Ain’t Jonn cute? Who else woulda posted this? Keep in mind that he’s about to be snowed in. It can effect the mind.

OTOH, how many here need a reminder of where we, as a country are?

Jonn gets it!

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

I am on BlackBerry till morning. Can someone or all of you net this out for me in three words or less?

NHSparky

Master Chief–Holy Fuckin’ Christ.

There, that brief enough for you?

The Lurker Formerly Known As Curt

Master Chief- does “Jesus tapdancin Christ” count as three? Cuz that’s all I have…

Ex-PH2

Master Chief: Do Not Bother. Does that work for you?

I hope sincerely that watching a bimbo-of-the-week video is not requred for membership here.

2/17 Air Cav

@12. She is beyond bimbo. I have heard of them but this is the first I’ve ever seen. She is a rebimbotard.

ANCCPT

Master Chief: I got two better words. Ginourmous boobies.
Ok, here’s two more: Watch muted.
Ok, ok, I’ll string em together. Ginourmous boobies, watch muted.

You’re welcome.

DaveO

Was she talking? I didn’t see her lips moving…

2/17 Air Cav

Hey, the ONLY thing real about her body is…is…need more time. Need much more time.

2/17 Air Cav

Holy shit! There is NOTHING that’s hers. Hair, eyes, lashes, skin tone, fingernails, boobs, lips, nose.

SSG Medzyk

I fight for big tits….

TN

Sadly, I have to deal with an equivalent of her on a semi-regular basis.

Fortunately, my friend who considers the pain worth the reward, has relayed my message that the sound of her voice causes rather serious negative emotions that I may not forever be able to restrain. And fortunately I have learned that if I make the subject politics or history for more than 5 mins, she will depart.

Seadog

My dog has more brains than this twit ever will. My brain feels violated…

NHSparky

To quote the great Animal Mother:

“If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is, ‘poontang.'”

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Rog that. Loud and clear.

O-4E

THIS gentlemen (excuse me ladies) is the reason they nicknamed the female mouth the “c*ck sheath”

A Proud Infidel

@16, 17, 2/17 AirCav, I think she has fewer genuine body parts than Nanny Lugosi, and I just glanced at the picture, I can’t even force myself to watch the video right now, it would be a waste of dinner and a few perfectly good beers!

Ex-PH2

At least my girls are MINE.

Do dogs have brains? Yes, twinklestar, but you don’t.

End of story.

I’m going to go put my head into the refrigerator and try to find pizza.

Anonymous

didn’t realise she had a face until about two minutes in…

Nicki

16 seconds. I made it 16 seconds before wanting to put my fist through the screen on my computer! Seriously? What the holy, flying, festering fuck is that???????

Mr Wolf

Brains…

Sweetie, I don’t think ‘brains’ means what you think it does…

Roger in Republic

As the old Chief would say, “Dumber than a box of stumps. but very well breasted”.

Just An Old Dog

Bet she’s one of the girls that complain that her boyfriend only wants to sleep with her and never talks to her.

NHSparky

Yeah, if she ever caught a chest cold, it’d likely be fatal.

AW1Ed

Put it up on the big screen. Both my dogs thought it was funny as shit.

Ex-PH2

She does give new meaning to the word ‘boob’.

Thunderstixx

I never realized exactly how smart my dog really was until I heard this… I only made it 34 seconds before I started looking for the razor blade to slash my wrists…
Fortunately for me my dog stopped me…

Just Plain Jason

Dogs can’t look up…
Truf!

AverageNCO

I think the principal judging the academic decathlon in Billy Madison said it best, “What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Green Thumb

They are big…..

NHSparky

What do the boobs say?

Blah-ding-ding-ding…

Valkyrie

This is all an act by this chick. She actually does have a high IQ not that it means she’s smart she doesn’t have much common sense. She’s a big “YouTube Star” and I’ve seen her on other things and she puts on her dumb blonde act for the internet. I believe the christian stuff is also an act, but that might be true to a point.

Ex-PH2

She will never drown.

cannoncocker

32 seconds was enough for me. excuse me while I go into the corner, cry, and cut myself.

2/17 Air Cav

@39. She would have to be brilliant to be that stupid. And no one is that brilliant.

These comments are great….some very funny lines.

Hondo

That lady is either a great actress or a complete airhead.

But if her “girls” aren’t natural, Ex-PH2, she might have a problem. Some silicone used in implants is heavier than water – density ranges from 0.968 to 1.29 grams/cc (water is 1.0 grams/cc).

If those are fake, she might well float face-down. (smile)

TN

One of the “points” she makes is that she doesn’t like canines because they don’t like her.

Never trust anyone that doesn’t like canines. It demonstrates a serious character flaw and poor decision making.

Be very suspicious of anyone that canines don’t like. They are a much better judge of character than humans are.

Nicki

She had knockers??? 😉

Ptolemy in Egypt

It’s all an act. She’s really a Rhodes Scholar.

Joke’s on you, Jonn!

Al T.

Completely agree with TN. That being said, I’d still hit it. For an afternooner.

Old Tanker

Wud she say? If boobs were brains she would solve world hunger….She is however, proof of anti(gray)matter.

Just cray-cray….

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Yeah no one is watching this girl for her intellect, in fact I suspect most are watching her with the sound off…