One of our buddies sends us a link to a local news story in Kansas about John Giduck whose credentials are being questioned in regards to a lecture that he’s supposed to give at Johnson County Community College;
JoCo resident and special armed forces veteran, Jeff Forker, wants the school to do some checking before bringing the international terrorism speaker to town.
John Giduck has been the target of multiple internet websites or blogs. Forker said as a resident of the county, he questions Giduck’s scheduled August 16, full-day appearance at JCCC.
“If a small portion of these accusations made by my special forces brothers are true, then public safety is at risk, tax dollars are at risk, and honor of course,” Forker said.
Those online accusations, many from the special operations community, is that Giduck is essentially a fraud. One blog said he flaunts his Special Operations Association Membership, even though it is just “honorary.” Others said there’s no proof Giduck spent nearly 20 years in Russia, as his bio on his website reads.
Yeah, and there’s the fact that his entire military career spans less than two months. That makes him marginally familiar with drill & ceremony and the law of land warfare, but not anti-terror operations. Last year he tried to sue several members of the SOCNET community for destroying the business that he had built on his lies. Not only were the defendants found to be not responsible for their comments, the judge made Giduck pay their legal costs.
Now if Johnson County Community College wants to go ahead and have Giduck speak to their students, that’s their choice, but it makes the faculty of the college look pretty ridiculous for hosting a known fraud – the only skill he has is banging other people on the head with a combat entrenching tool in a way that makes everyone think he’s some kind of weapons expert. He’s even sucked in the folks at The History Channel with his childish bullshit;
Since I saw Giduck on The Military Channel with his stupid shovel drills, I question everything I see on that channel these days. If I were paying for my child’s education at JCCC and saw Giduck’s name as a lecturer, I’d jerk my kid out of school. WHo knows what other ass monkeys they have lecturing there.
This a plot to pump himself up for the Tourney. The timing is too precise for it to be anything else.
Well now that’s interesting, I bet his baton instructor is proud that he went on after high school and used it to make one big entire video!!!
Somebody needs to dub “Yakkity Sax” over the part where he is “fighting” the four other guys.
Loser.
What.
The.
Fuuuuu…
Teh stoopid is strong with this one.
That looked almost as bad as the fat kid doing the jedi light saber crap a while back. Oh, what has been seen, cannot be unseen.
That is the most ridiculous training video I have ever seen! A shovel?! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
And that includes that really stupid Army suicide prevention video with the black sergeant who starts to have problems at work, then home, then starts drinking and then decides to kill himself by falling backwards out of a window
@8 oh god Jab, I remember that video, and his apt was like 30 stories up too when the camera pulled back. I hate to say it, but I was Infantry and our entire company started laughing when that happened.
Should I show him my cast iron skillet tecnique? I have that, and then there’s the kitchen meat hammer technique.
Oh, this guy is SO ripe for satire!
Note to self: if I can quit laughing, dig up mucho stuffo re: Giduck for guidebook to self-inflicted injuries.
@8. OMG! Are they still showing that thing? Holy Shiite!
Christ on a damn pogo stick, that is the worst fucking ‘training’ video I have ever seen, bar none.
Love to have him come at me twirling away like that. We would see how long he actually keeps hold of his shovel.
@Andy – how the hell is a sergeant able to afford an apartment on the 30th floor? They must pay you guys a hell of a lot better than they did us sailors.
Just imagine what this guy could do with an iron dildo…
“Just change hands….work it, work it, work it”
Gay turd.
Well, if you have a pile of bullshit in front of you, you are going to need a shovel.
Why do you show us these videos, John? Is it to punish us for our past sins (or current ones)?
I need brain bleach
Whoa! We don’t know what his topic is…maybe…
Subject: Humanities
Course: Intro to Stealing Valor
Lecture: It’s not stealing if you bought it!
Subject: Criminal Justice
Course: Intro to Civil Law
Lecture: From plaintiff to defendant in two easy steps!
Subject: Business Law
Course: Marketing
Topic: How to bullshit some of the people most of the time
(You guys can do better…Have at it.)
“He’s even sucked in the folks at The History Channel with his childish bullshit. Since I saw Giduck on The Military Channel with his stupid shovel drills, I question everything I see on that channel these days.”
With a few exceptions these are two of the sorriest excuses for educational television ever. One of my favorites was when they had some burned out 1960s era ponytailed professor spouting the line that due to bady body odor and lack of good drinking water the founding fathers were all drinking wine and smoking marijuana when they wrote the constitution.
This video has been out for a while, but this is my first time seeing it. It should come with a warning, I sprayed coffee all over my computer monitor and keyboard. The conclusion I came to was guns don’t kill people, shovels do. We as a nation should begin efforts to register shovels and ban the dangerous type of shovel used in this video. This type of shovel only belongs in the hands of the police and military. At the bare minimum, a universal background check should be done before selling this type shovel.
What a dumb ass. That is why I like to keep a dumb ass adjustment tool in my trunk. Lug wrench from my old ’77 Pontiac. It can really make you think differently. I even got to use it once in an altercation and it has a nice ring to it on your melon. 😀
@16.
that was funny! My turn:
Subject: Environmental Studies
Course: Sustainable Lifestyles 529
Lecture: How to recycle from your own shit
Subject: Theater Arts/Production
Course: Intro to Drama 102 (101 pre-requisite)
Lecture: How to act a convincing role
Subject: Gender Studies
Course: Healthy Relationships 312
Topic: How to destroy familial and civil relationships through lies
Subject: Philosophy
Course: Ethics 467
Topic: The Shifting Scale: How to steal and lie to stay ahead and justify it
The first thing I thought of was the scene from “Raiders of the Lost Ark” where Indiana Jones just pulls out the pistol and shoots the big asshole twirling the knife.
@17. I saw that puke and heard that comment disrepecting the Founding Fathers. I just happened upon it while channel surfing. Cool topic, I thought. I watched it for as long as it took that SOB to utter that line and I was gone. Time was that our Founding Fathers were regarded as the inspired men that they were. Now it’s a game, it seems, a real good time, to try to disparage each of them.
The ass wipe showed the everything not to do with a shovel and never said, “now let’s dig a trench to keep your sorry asses safe under fire. I laughed till I snorted.
@21.
Funny.
Commenters are bringing their “A” game today.
I have tears in my eyes and its not from the shoulder I am smoking….
@20. In your honor, I have incorpoated your favorite and most common comment.
Subject: Psychology
Course: Intro to Character Defects
Topic: Turdophilia
@25.
Subject: Vocational Studies (Junior College)
Course: Home Economics 150
Topic: How to design and create your own Uniform
68W58, how ’bout the “Benny Hill Show” theme instead, and have it sped up?
@26
Subject: Survival skills
Course: Wild foods and foraging
Topic #1: How to survive by separating usable solids from liquids in feces in a starvation emergency environment
Topic #2: How to survive on recycled urinary byproducts in a dessert area (does not include whipped cream)
@23, Sparks, that, or “Want relief in the woods? Take your trusty shovel and some ass paper behind some shrubs!!”.
I sent JCCC an e-mail.
@28.
With guest lectures provided by Teti and that survival show moron.
GT – Yes. Demos included.
@20: “Gender Studies 312: how to destroy healthy relationships through lies” – that be Crotchrot, my horse for the tourney. You remember, moving on on Sick Kid’s Mom. Let’s not get our assholes confused here.
Wow, I always wondered where Steven Seagal got all his bitchin’ moves from! John Giduck, hypocrite to the stars! How long is it going to take before someone takes this fudgepacker down?
Oh, and Giduck, if you’re reading this: fuck you. Sue me ’til your little balls bleed, I’m disabled and have nothing but a seething, smoldering anger building inside, well, and this K-Bar.
Maybe we can get a few more people to send off e-mails to JCCC and have this nutcase dropped from the schedule.
@33.
Yeah, moving in on the mom was pretty low.
@29 LMAO Coffee through the nose. Thanks for that. 😀
@35.
I will email and ask them to include Brandon Bryant as well.
Bryant has experience with this sort of shitbaggery. That way JCCC can get their money’s worth.
Standby …. my son and I are filming our Shovel Defense Training video and will send to Jonn shortly!
A Proud Infidel & Patriot@27, Yakety Sax is the theme song used on The Benny Hill Show.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakety_Sax
The internet, it’s not just for porn, anymore, unless you are Paul K. Wickre.
What a poser-
I didn’t know the Russians had a Gin-su Shovel!
All you need now is Billy Mays and $19.95, and if you order now.. you’ll get two for the price of one! OK Mays is dead…let Giduck pitch the BS. He is a pro!
@27 Yakkety Sax is the Benny Hill theme. Just for future reference. Happy Fourth to you and everyone on this site!
Oh yeah…as for E tools… a million years ago we used to sharpen ours in memory of Col. Ola Mize.
Remember the motto: shit, shovel and shut-up. 😀
“Your brain, your body, your nervous system will start adapting to it until you reach the point when (your embellishments) are just a part of you”
“here here here here here here always always always”
And to boot; a silent fight scene – at what 112% speed – for effect?!?! Man I haven’t laughed this hard since I was a little girl.
He definitely could get a job as a circus performer.
Nothing speaks to genuineness like a pair of bloused boots. Notice that one set is straight tuck and the other appears to have used the elastic band method. Real deal. Take notes.
Magic 8-ball says he will not be asked to speak at this event
Hey, Dilduck… Were you ever a baton twirling drum major?
LOL Those multiple attack demonstration was comedy at its finest. Sure was some legit training. He should be embarrassed to even post that video.