About twenty people wanted to make sure I saw this last night, but I figured it was a good way to start the day. Numbnuts, here, says that his work is classified and that he’s SF, Ranger, a sniper and anything else you can think of. In fact, he’s so secret squirrel that he’s not in AKO. the only Dominic Gallegos in AKO is a DA civilian in New Mexico;
When you can’t even get the badges on your ACUs in the correct order, you’re pretty much a failure at being a phony. He says he’s stationed in Alaska, maybe Sporkmaster can track him down.
These idiots keep setting themselves up, you keep shooting them down. As easy as fishing in a barrel.
Notice how these phonies are usually involved in something secret, Black Ops, the CIA, etc.? That covers them, they think, from being outed. I believe they have watched too many Rambo movies.
I’m going to have to install a separate piece of plank alongside my desk to pound my forehead on each morning at the continuing stream of clueless wannabes that get outed here.
Maybe the throbbing of my forehead pain will take away the pain in my gall bladder. 🙂 Sigh.
I’d like to think that some of the good Army folks in Alaska might pay this fellow a visit and ask him “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over” He can’t possibly be all that hard to find. Seriously. A goofball like this simply HAS to be broadcasting his location & bonafides all over the place in order to compensate for the fact that he’s dickless.
Time for more Vicoden & coffee. It’s a rough morning so far.
I slept so peacably last night knowing rough men (insert rank) Gallegos was doing violence on my behalf.
You know your bada** when you can put your SF profile on FB and say come on bad guys come and get me.
Jonn; with the amount of douchenozzles popping their heads out of their momma’s basement, these days, I think we’re gonna have to have a mid-season vote just to thin out the herd. Maybe call it the all star break or some shit like that.
I love that he publishes his name, but hides his face.
We’ll be coming in at precisely 0600, low from the east to fly under their radar with a mix of HE and incinindiary bombs using 998 mz as our radio frequency.
When will you be back?
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
I love how his badges are literally ass backwards.
He is so secret squirrel, he doesn’t need to have his SSG rank on his boonie!
Jesus H Christ, this guy is a real contender for this season. I would love to curb stomp him for not only being a stupid sack of shit, but for claiming he served when he isn’t even good enough to be pissed on by the guys he pretending to be part of.
What a fucktard.
secret squirrels are getting a bad name because of these guys….
I will take a look when I get home from work.
Sigh…I understand that before the interwebs it was easy to play dress up and get attention. Nowadays if they play wannabe “SF/Ranger/Kungfu/Ninja/SEAL” and before you can even log off..POW net and this blog are laughing at’em. Why wannabes? Daddy didn’t hug you enough?
What a deekwod, Ranger Course, its Ranger School, and there is no Class of 2010, I always thought it was ?th class to graduate that year .. ie..class 6/79. It could of changed, but I know it is not called Class of 2010.
RLTW
Hey Spork, if its at all possible that this ridiculous fuckstain IS in the Ft. Richardson area, does Alaska have a state equivalent to Stolen Valor?
I had no idea they gave you actual badges for playing “Americas Army”. What a stud. Anybody notice that this boy is a bit of a chubster. Proably living in mom’s basement.
isn’t the fact that his picture up on Facebook with his name pretty much guarantee he isn’t on any Classified missions?
He better stay away from Benning. Ranger I work with just about choked on his Copenhagen when I showed him this.
Well, he claims to be stationed at Ft. Lewis, and he claims a hatful of medals, including the Bronze Star, Army Commendation Medal with V, and 2nd and 3rd awards of the Army Commendation Medal, and others.
But, looking at his pic and his bio, he seems more like a common gangbanger poser who knows how to use Google and Bing.
I guess he watched too much “Animal House” growing up. We probably should be glad that he wanted to be like D-Day and not Douglas Niedermeyer.
#6 B-Ray: +1 for the “Airplane” quote!
why would you put an electric strawberry patch on your sleeve.
Hey Sporkmaster…I have a retired devildog up there who would love to help! 🙂
@13 Nope, the Class number thing is still in effect.
I think I will toss this chew toy over the fence for some fun……
The boonie hat is the dead give away. Oh and the badges. Oh and the CLASSIFIED caveat. Oh and the mask. Dip Shit!
Hey, Master Chief–you know who they never try to impersonate?
SUBMARINERS.
I don’t know why…all that fun shit we do, all those midwatches, all those ORSE drill sets, all those field days.
Why, I think I still have my “Order of the Golden Rubber-Sucker” badge on my I-Love-Me wall, next to the first greenie I ever wore out on after-watch cleanup. Pride, I tell ya–and no phony would ever try to keep up with THAT.
Reminds me… I need to update my Facebook page now that I’ve been assigned to Stargate Command.
@BMAN….. I’m not sure about Fort Richardson, but at Fort Wainwright there is a Stryker detachment from the 25th Inf Div… which is out of Schofield Barracks Hawaii…. but they have the famous electric strawberry (Farrow Leaf)…. instead of Tropic Thunder…. they call it Artic Thunder….
I hope this faggot gets outed… CIB goes over ALL OTHER BADGES…. he probably has a CAB and is embarrassed to be an infantryman….< no disrespect to those who have a CAB intended.
I wonder what he would say if I showed him my heart tickler?
@ 26 which SG team?
Loving that RAF blue gator-neck over his face….so SF…Hoo-ah. I’m loving all these Fort Living-room commandos!
Don’t these peckerheads realize the minute they mention ‘special forces’ the BS radar kicks in to overdrive? If someone said they were a Cpl with Charlie 1/3 or with Alpha 3rd Amtracs I wouldn’t really give it a second thought but when they say Recon I start asking questions like recruit training Plt #, which ‘camp’ were you at etc. Geeze, even my little girl has called out posers! (She wanted to be a Marine but had asthma)
@ 26 which SG team?
Sorry, in the spirit of @6… that’s classified.
No one ever impersonates Army Medical, either. I don’t know why, we kick ass pretty hard. I mean, just the other day, a private fell face first into a jumping cactus while on a land nav course. It was intense, picking all the spines out of him and trying not to die laughing at the rash of shit his NCO’s were giving him. That’s how hardcore we are in AMEDD. Everything from Level 1 combat trauma to minor medical….In fact, I’m sort of sad we aren’t impersonated more. I guess we need to work on our public image.
his space shuttle door gunner tab is conspicuous by its absence…..
I’m pretty sure if he really was SF, there would be at least a star on those jump wings, if not a wreath.
Not only was I a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, but I was a Tactical Hot Air Balloon pilot! ;@)
Sometimes you just want to beat the tish out of these morons.
Got you fellas beat. I was Captain of a stealth subma-amtrac. I was awarded the Neptune Trident w/oak leaf cluster AND the Nemo Achievement Medal w/Popeye Clasp!?
All you mutha fuckas don’t unta stan. He is a paintball Ranger…a bonafide dyed in the wool dangerous shadow warrior to the boys in the fry section of mac-e-dees. I seen em. What is the world of high speed bitches coming to?
Anyone got the latest news on this guy?
I heard he and SGM Mailman were gonng hook up and tie one on…or tie one up…not sure which…not sure I wanna know.
Having any association with Steve Jordan (subscriber)is enough to know this guy is a douche bag.
What really gave him away, was the fact that he watches “Over There”. No self respecting, combat arms, Infantry, Special Forces, Ranger, etc. would ever be caught dead watching that crap! I have sent his profile, name and everything up my chain of Command. He will be found.
@ 41
SSG,
Seriously, what is “Over There”? I’ve never heard of it…(i’m an 11B though..if that has anything to do with it.)
It’s a piece of shit TV series about Iraq that came out a ways back and managed to fuck everything up. It’s pretty much an extreme left wing view of the war. I watched about 2 minutes of it and turned it off in disgust.
@ 43
Sounds tiresome…and lame. Glad I never saw it…
Thanks!
No kidding Liam. It starts by literally throwing up every cliche and stereotype about people who enlist.
@43/45: What network carried it?
Sparky@#39, you forgot, it’s Gunny Driveway.
@46 FX I believe.
@43 I’m a POG, and it still absolutely nauseates me. My poor misguided Aunt tried to get me to watch Over There after I refused to watch The Hurt Locker.