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Meet Lt S###bag

Cakmakli nominates Lieutenant Shitbag for next year’s tournament;

Compete with a close-up of his phony finery;

The story is over at Militaryphotos.net.

The SEALs are letting an awful lot of people be SEALs without going through BUD/S these days. I guess that’s why he’s wearing the miniature version of the badge. I think he’s the second Marine SEAL we’ve seen in the last few months. And when did the Marines start wearing pleated gray Dockers?

57 thoughts on “Meet Lt S###bag

  1. I am of the belief that it was and still is a felony to impersonate a commissioned officer in any of the armed forces. Is that still so?

  2. Heh!

    Don’t see his 1st Cav patch either. Or is that big yellow ribbon on the upper left supposed to symbolize the big yellow Cav patch? I’m not in the US Seal Corps, so I don’t know that ribbon.

  3. #1 USMC Steve: believe so. Howsomever, since the judicial decisions to consider this free speech, justice has been de-linked from criminal actions.

  4. I want to say that the yellow one is the campagain ribbion for the Spanish American war. Also how many SEALS have Army ribbions? Totally missed the dockers thing.

  5. That’s not even a Marine buckle. And TWO separate NDSM’s? Plus I thought that Marines didn’t wear Navy marksmanship ribbons (both rifle and pistol on there, but no “S” or “E” for sharpshooter or Expert.)

    It’s like he dumped a whole bag of shit on his uniform and went, “Yeah, that’ll impress people and get me laid.”

    Uh, not so much, shitbag.

  6. We can wear them if we went through their pistol and rifle course, and sometimes sailors go through both our rifle and pistol course. I’ve known a few Marines that wear them, but it’s not too common.

  7. Shit, all he needs now is a female’s shirt and some mismatched and bloused boots and he’d be the Marine’s answer to Soup Sandwich.

    Gentlemen, I think we have a highly-seeded entry going into next year’s tournament.

  8. Spork–if I looked that up right, that one on the top left is a Marine Corps Reserve Ribbon. Yeah, right above the Silver Star. And yeah, they stopped with that one in 1965.

    Jesus.

  9. Jonn, it’s getting to the point where I’d like to strangle some of these fuckers until their eyes pop.

    And miracle of miracles, nobody jumping in by post 4 to call us racists for calling the phony fucker out.

    There is a Christmas after all, kids!

  10. Nicely coordinated for color there, Jr ribbon monster. Guy. Fella. Er, I-couldn’t-find-any-pink-or-purple flak daddy.

    Is anyone sure this isn’t just a Halloween costume? And having an upside down star a new distress signal?

  11. His name is Jorrel “Church” Sampana, according to the (evergrowing) thread at militaryphotos.net.

    Looks like Jonn will have no shortage of candidates for the next SV Tournament.

  12. The bottom left one is the Selected Marine Corps Reserve Medal, sort of a Good Conduct medal for reservists, awarded for every four satisfactory years in the SMCR (not the IRR).
    I’m pretty sure he beat up a boy scout and stole his belt as well.
    Oh, his ribbon rack is way out of place too; should be centered over the pocket and 1/8″ above it. Looks to be much to high and too far to his right. And there are Irish pennants all over his shirt pocket; his cover is worn improperly (too high on his forehead), the Iraq Campaign Medal is upside down…. Shall I continue?

  13. OMG, this guy just made me laugh…this is too funny. If I would have ran into him I would have been, “Are you fucking serious? Really?” and started looking at the top of his head for the scar on the top of his head the hanger left from the failed abortion…

  14. This clown is a real doozer…. all the action guy ribbons and just an LT? Hell, he should have gone all the way and made himself a major. Then it would be apropos- A real life “Major Doozy”. If you are going to fuck up… fuck up big! He is a “major” disappointment for me.

  15. This seemed to be the appropriate place to post the following, inasmuch as pretenders and posers will never know the following:

    Tomorrow many of us will be with family for a Thanksgiving day of turkey, football, and squabbling. We will think of loved ones who are no longer at the table and say a prayer of thanks for them and our many blessings. We will remember others too, those who made the supreme sacrifice in service to our country. Below is a sampling, by year, of those whose sacrifice was made in South Vietnam on Thanksgiving Day itself. When I started this small effort, I quickly found that there were far too many men to list here whose casualty date fell on Thanksgiving. Perhaps you will read their names and know one. In a very real sense, of course, regardless of our age, our dates of service, our branch–we knew each of them. God bless them all and God bless their families.

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 25 November 1965

    Arthur Melvin Gordon, Private First Class, US Army; Age at Loss:19
    William Martin Savoren, Lance Corporal, USMC; Age at Loss:19
    Donald Raymond Bonko, Captain, US Army; Age at Loss:28

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 24 November 1966

    Grady Edward McElroy, Private First Class, US Army; Age at
    Loss: 22
    William Hixson Hardwick, Private First Class, USMC; Age at Loss: 20
    John Neto Rodrigues, Staff Sergeant, US Army, Age at Loss: 36

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 23 November 1967

    Francis John Muraco, Corporal, USMC; Age at Loss: 21
    Gary Doyle Roerink, Private First Class, Us Army; Age at Loss: 20
    Leonard Leroy Bevels, Sergeant, US Army; Age at Loss: 25

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 28 November 1968

    Laurence E Williams, Private, US Army; Age at Loss: 19
    John E Moulden, Specialist Four, US Army, Born 28 November 1945; Age at Loss:23
    Lonnie Michael Reeves, Lance Corporal, USMC, Age at Loss:22

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 27 November 1969

    Wylie Clarence King, Corporal, US Army; Age at Loss: 20
    Angel Luis Acevedo-Millan, Specialist Four, US Army; Age at Loss: 20
    Kenneth James Smolarek, Specialist Four, US Army; Age at Loss: 19

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 26 November 1970

    Samuel Lee Gantt, Sergeant, US Army; Age at Loss: 25
    Ralph Howell, Staff Sergeant, US Army; Age at Loss: 26
    Philip Eugene Richard, Chief Warrant Officer, US Army; Age at Loss: 21

    Thanksgiving Day Casualties, South Vietnam, 25 November 1971

    James Richard Thomas, Technical Sergeant, US Air Force; Age at Loss: 28
    Thomas Dean Prose, Airman First Class, US Air Force; Age at Loss: 20
    John William George, Captain, US Air Force; Age at Loss: 26

  16. Personally, I think anyone wearing a SpecForce tab should be sent to that SpecForce training for “disciplinary action.” It doesn’t matter if the guy or gal is a civvie or a PX Ranger, send them to the school and let the Black Hats give them something to whine about… and cry about… and scream about… and moan about… and bleed about…

  17. Jesus. These people don’t even try. I mean seriously, he’s out of shape, his rack is fucked up the uniform is too new for that to be a 1LT.

    The rack is beyond fucked up and why why WHY did this dumb-ass get a minautre trident?

  18. I wonder. If this kid went to an OWS-IVAW event, would anyone call him out as a fraud (on the enemy’s side, not ours)?

  19. This wannabe Lt. Shitestain needs to quit pretending to be a Marine. Any true poseur POS pretends to be a SEAL semen or Special Forces doggy. (Just some friendly joshing to the sister services)

  20. I’m the guy in the black shirt in the first picture. I confronted this imposter, looked him in the eye, and got told bald faced lies.
    Have no mercy for this shit bag. Not only did he impersonate a Marine, he stuck to his guns after I offered him a chance to recant. He is a liar, and I have no time or tolerance for such people. Burn him down.

  21. Its the sad fact that people want the “Men now a bed in England will hold their manhood cheapened whence speaks a Veteran. . .” without having to be the “few we happy few”

  22. @#21: If you go to the military photo link provided in the original article, it does describe the impostor being questioned and dressed down, so yes, his expression is of someone being dressed down in the photo.

  23. @39 Frankly Opinionated

    The pic was taken in San Gabriel, CA. The poser-in-question is a biology/psychology major at LMU (rumor is he’s pre-med). The pics were taken at a parking lot sale for the airsoft retailer Evike.

  24. An airsofter commando? Oh my, this just gets better and better. Everyone get ready, his fellow airsofter will soon ride to the rescue.

  25. The guy’s actual name? Ho Lee Fuk. That reminds me of when I was an Army SEAL in the Battle of Bull Run. Of course, I was assigned to a tanker unit at the time…

  26. I have to concur with the all of you, this guy is a real loser. A wanna-be poser who probably couldn’t get into the military, for obvious reasons, so he walks around pretending. Two NDSM’s spaced apart? Yes, you can wear two of the same ribbon if the first is filled with devices and you subsequently are awarded another you can then place another ribbon below it in precedence. I don’t see any devices on either of his supposed NDSM’s – also, he wouldn’t have been in long enough to have been awarded two NDSM’s – my two were awarded approximately ten years apart.
    His ribbons are out of order, some of which haven’t been awarded in decades.
    The clincher – the Navy SEAL’s Trident. This guy is a real dip-sh*t.
    If I had a young troop in my chain of command pull this crap I would have climbed up his little butt and kicked field goals.
    I am glad there was someone in the crowd with a sharp eye who confronted this imposter and called him out. Let’s honor the real hero’s who have served, and who continue to serve.

  27. This dirtbag (and anyone else who impersonates a veteran, lies about their service, or illegally obtains benefits) should be made to look them in the eyes and apologize to EVERY single friend or family member in Section 60 at Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day.

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