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Another Fake Navy SEAL (UPDATE)

by Sporkmaster••67

So this poser goes by the name Nathan Seal, yea real original. He is claiming to be a Lieutenant in the Navy as well as being a SEAL. Oh and least not forget the CAR, standard poser issue. I made a screen shoot as back up when he deletes his account to hid the proof. Thanks to Extreme SEAL for finding this POS.

UPDATE: Seems that he has another facebook account.

Seems that his photo shopping is as good as is wear of the uniform.

My name is Warren Andrews, and I am 40 years old. I live with my wife Christine and my 11 year old son. I have been in the Army for over 13 years and had one deployment to Iraq from May 2008 to June 2009.

My hobbies are, blogging, history, politics, table top gaming and computer games.

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67 thoughts on “Another Fake Navy SEAL (UPDATE)”

  2. I sent him a message:

    You are a low down sack of shit pathetic excuse for a human being. Your uniform pictures look like shit, there is no way in hell you are an officer OR a SEAL.

  3. I can’t tell if he is serious, brain damaged, or just just some idiot goofing off. Either way WTF.

  4. Not only is his rack upside down, on his FB page he spelled Coronado (Cornado) and Parris (Paris) Island wrong. And he made O-3 in a year to boot. What a Fucktard!

  8. This pencil necked, whale hunting ginger dip shit is actually so desperate to get his man card I actually feel bad for him. I mean the “thank god for dead towel heads” bullshit, the Navy tats and the photo shopped pics of him in those cammies, come on. My guess is this guy hasn’t seen a positive male role model since the doctor delivered him.

  12. LOL, I saw that pic and my first thought (albeit a sarcastic, Powerpoint Ranger…oh hell, I’ve spent too many years in and around the military) was “well, that looks like a Mk 1, Mod 0 Navy wife”…

  14. Parris island academy high school? LMBO

    O-3 yeah and I’m Major Pocket Rocket the USAF Astronaut Porn star

    Worst thing yall could do is let him live with that wildebeeste hes kissing.

    Jest some punk from Armagh trying to Walt and SBS/SAS/PARA/Bootneck is out.

    Also one of his pics in Woodland IBA and DCU. I seem to have forgotton when SEAL’s wore the 4th ID Patch?

  16. Some one check on Mr. Shipley, because if he sees this, as pissed off as he was in his video, it could put him over the edge.

    I won’t even comment on the ribbon rack (that’s a whole lotta rack for a baby faced O-3, plus not presented properly): Blouse hangs off his shoulders and upper body (not fitted correctly), gray undershirt (wrong on so many levels an E-nuthin would know better), no creases in the blouse (like he just took it out of the dryer on put it on, which would fly about as far as someone could throw him). For an O-3 he is one un-squared away troop in presenting himself, which would not happen outside of his fantasy world.

  17. Please, Dear God, let this fuckstick walk like that into McP’s in Coronado. The howls of pain and laughter would be heard over the traffic all the way up and down the Strand.

    I wonder if he’s ever had that Trident “tacked on”. Without the backings, of course.

  19. I was gonna comment, but you guys have pretty much covered it all. I could have instantly seen (and did) that this kid was a poseur as soon as I saw that T-shirt. Any sailor knows how to get and tailor a proper-fitting uniform. Good lord, at one time probably half the Philippines was employed doing alterations and custom tailoring for the Pacific Fleet.

    Seriously, even at friggin Naval Station Rota, Spain, there was a Filipino woman with a tailor shop by the exchange.

    This guy deserves that whale he’s kissing.

  20. I messaged him with this:
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    Kid, you are so exposed as a fraud. Your profile and pic have hit the internet big time, and I suspect you’ll be getting a visit from the REAL NCIS in the future, as they take impersonating an officer very seriously. It’s a Federal crime, you know?
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  23. Unless this kid gets Joe, OG and other members of the trolletariat to come to his defense; or he further beclowns himself on these pages, he won’t make it beyond round 1 the Jesse MacBeth tourney of roses.

  30. Come to think of it, I have a buddy in the Boston PD. He was with 3/75 IN before he came into the MA ARNG. I’ll ping him and see if he’s interested.

  33. I think we’ve all seen the video of what the Killer Whale does to the baby seal. This kid can only hope that Orca isn’t hungry.

  34. You know, I really want to comment on this skidmark, but I can’t seem to even think of the right words. It’s not just how ate up his uniform is, the fact that he does not have a Ranger/SEAL wife, or that he isn’t even wearing the proper class ring! I think I might just need a little more coffee and this douchenozzel needs a visit from NCIS.

  35. so on 1 Facebook he’s an “O4 at US Navy” (the Gallagher account) and Weston Stone is a Captain US Navy. both are widowed and live in Kabul and speak Spanish and Gaelic. tools and posers are fun to fuck with

  37. I frankly think he is real because a) he’s from mass, and b) every self-respecting phony valor guy would have a CIB.

  40. A pinky ring? Is that a pinky ring? Who the fff. . . Oh, nevermind.

    And I don’t think that’s a woman. I think that’s Rex Ryan.

  41. Yes, looks like Ryan but we’re talking about the other one. Now, seriously, look at the pic of the one kid in the whites. That’s not a woman? I’m serious.

  43. OWB: The adams apple in the second (lower) pic says no but, man, that’s all female all the time in the upper pic. If it’s a guy, the other one better check her lingerie drawer. She’s missing a pair or two of fishnets.

  45. It’s all even stranger when you read this from the Gallagher page.

    “Very few people know the real me sometimes I don’t think I know the real me”

    Gee you think?

  46. Facebook is further proof that stupidity attracts more stupidity, or in this case, douchebaggery.

    However, this kid is (so far) no higher than a 9 or 10 seed, at best. But if he/she shows up trying to defend or claim they’re a lawyer and that we’ll all be sued for libelslander, that ranking could climb mighty fast.

    I still want to pull the backings off that Trident and tack the fucker into his hollow little chest.

  50. How is he going to pull off being a SEAL when he doesn’t even look like he’s hit puberty yet? Maybe Jabba The Hut on the left can do us all a favor and eat him? Once she sits on him it’s not like he’ll be able to get away.

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