Poll below the fold.
The past 48 hours+ have been “let’s kick TSO in the nards” type days. I had about 260 people yelling at me on my other blog yesterday, have had more angry emails and phone calls in two days than the preceding 200, and even had one guy tell me to “pull [my] head out of [my] ass and start supporting America.”
Therefore, it was of no surprise that when I posted a picture of my Aerogarden on my desk at work two days ago, speculation immediately ran rampant about my sexual orientation. For the record, I have the greatest job, and the greatest office in the entire world. It is quiet, it is dark, I overlook a really nice mall area with numerous war memorials, and I have two (Two? /Kasey Kasim) Aerogardens, with a flower and herb mixture.
Also, I like a Calgon baths. That’s right, I said it. I like to get in that thing and read my kindle (Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson) and relax. Also, I own a puggle. (It should be noted that I got rid of my Jeep, which as you should know, was the 2004 #1 Gaymobile according to Out magazine.)
So, anyway, when you add all that up, does that make me a ghey?
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One question before I cast my vote: Do you burn candles while taking your Calgon bath?
AirCav- I do not.
So, one can only assume you traded your Jeep in for a Prius?
File this article up there with breaking news like “Sun to rise in East tomorrow”
Now, if you tell the story of buying bath salts in DC with a certain Division Director of TAL…
You forgot the peepee tricks you use to do in front of your squad. Yeah, you are the ghey.
Milbe, that was performance art! And don’t you have a 1-3 fantasy football team to worry about?
The Patriots candy dispenser negates any gayness you may have and if anyone says otherwise just tell them to eat a steaming bowl of New England man chowda!
I went with not even in the closet anymore, he took 2 baths yesterday.
So with all of the crap on your desk how is it exactly that you get any work done? If you had anymore ‘stress relievers’ in your life you could accuse Jello of having a backbone.
As far as the ghey question, nah but doesn’t the missus get mad when all the bubble bath is gone?
Thankfully I have my own bathroom, well away from hers. Mind you mine is not even on the same floow as the bedroom, but it’s a small price to pay for solace.
If I didn’t have to read the emails from TSO telling me how he’s having a “two bath” morning, I probably wouldn’t have voted that he is Andy Dickish.
Not in the tub with Mrs. TSO? Okay, that just solidified my vote……
Hey, I can think of worse things than a man that’s in touch with his Divine Feminine.
Two baths? And both alone? That is ghey!!! And, where’s the Chia Pet?
UpNorth- Believe it or not, I have a Chia Obama, but I keep forgetting to bring it to work.
How do you like that Aerogarden dohickey?
My apartment has 0 outdoor space and I like to garden. But I may go nuts and just do some hydroponics shit.
Also, a nice candle, and a hot oil scented bath is fucking relaxing and I don’t care who knows it.
Now I think I’m going to gag… 😛
Aerogardens are a bit pricey, but honestly, just love it. I have some that crowd out others, so I end up spending a lot of time pruning in the mornings before work.
Spade or TSO. Do you sometimes wish that you were Bette Midler?
TSO, aren’t you a Citadel grad? I specifically remember being told knob year that if I wanted to take a Calgon bath, I should go to CofC or VMI.
Lol! What’s the Puggle’s opinion on the subject?
Alex, hilarious. Cav- Never wished I was her, but I was an extra in “For the Boys” (no lie, I was on restriction at El Cid where they were filming, and Col Harvey M. Dick told me I had to go). Lucky, if Mosby is following his typical routine, he’s sound asleep right now, and will wake up and lose his effen muind when the mailman comes.
Lol, ok then, that solidifies my vote………..
I agree with the patriots comment. That alone negates any gheyness. Don’t worry TSO, even strait men wanna sleep with Tom Brady and Ryan Mallet.
Okay, so Bette Midler fantasies are out. That’s significant. On the other hand, you were an extra in one of her films. That’s perplexing. Still, you were under orders to do that. I guess that leaves the hinges affixed to the closet door–at least for now.
No, no, and not if it’s taken from a Steel Pot.
No way in hell. There is far to much Pats stuff spread around. His choice in canine companionship could be challanged as that leaves him with something in common with the show tune set.
It also depends on how you spent your Thursday nights in Afghanistan…………
ALL Im saying is…..I think sniffing Tom Brady’s jockstrap gives me invisibility powers along with immortality. I’m not gay. So……TSO can not be gay. Lol
Speaking of Tom Brady and all things Gaytriot where are those videos of that wacky guy going ballistic over the Patriots that y’all used to post. I sort of miss them.
I have noticed I haven’t yet been thanked by TSO for being almost the only hit to stand on his side of the closet*ahem* I mean line……
Just the same way it doesn’t mean that you’re straight if you do real bad-a$$ things like a Navy SEAL (how many of them were inspired to join the Navy by the Village People?), it doesn’t mean you are ghey if you take calgon baths with your log cabin puggle, have a collection of herb-gardens in your ‘cosy’ office (I though Aerogarden was a Aerosmith/Sound Garden tribute band..) or like to show your squad what a bald man on a trampoline or a real bulldog is..
So when do we get to see the survey results?
Thank You Jester! Results later tonight
And JAG, Fitzy has largely stopped his videos, which breaks my heart.
TSO,
Please say you’re not pruning in the tub? No manscaping going on is there???
Calgon and a Puggle… I may have to say the ghey, but in the nicest possible way 🙂
TSO, if you weren’t so pretty, I wouldn’t have pulled for you. LOL
How does World of Warcraft factor into all of this?
I finally get back on line and find THIS?
Geez… TAH needs a DADT policy ASAP!
It was bad enough when TSO went on and on about his inflatable life-sized action figures while living in the basement.
I mean putting flowers next to Pats? That’s like putting Pink on an M-1. DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
Thats like J. Edgar Hoover wearing a Tutu, oh wait…. he did that? Hmm, CRAP!
>How does World of Warcraft factor into all of this?
Depends.. Does he play a Blood Elf? Def. They Ghey characters of WOW!
I thought he was a Paladin? Or did the whole “Have gun, will travel…” thing make them less ghey?
Judy Garland…Liza… cd’s under the door..
The part I have issue with is how he FITS in a tub… with the Puggle…
EYE BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH EYE BLEACH
I spent 18 months with you TSO, and a year of that in the desert where the only person who saw a woman was Charlie Boston. Did you ever wonder why I slept with my back to the wall and my thumb in my mouth? You’re all the way Ghey!
Well, that blew the door off its hinges! I want to change my vote!
I think the voting’s rigged! lol, I do not recall that last category being there when I voted, and the Wife isn’t allowed to vote!
This is exactly why I love TAH…Everyone takes themselves so seriously. 🙂
TSO: You need another choice, so sayeht SWMBO. It should be:
5: He’s only channeling his inner Tiny Tim, so he can “tiptoe through the tulips…”
Dude, think that vote was rigged. Also think you are so far out of the closet that you are headed out of the bedroom and headed to the front door.
Is TSO a Ghey for his office Horticulturology, owning a puggle, and enjoying a luxurious Calgon bath each evening?
No. But publically CALLING the dog a “puggle” is a pretty good indicator of… something.