The folks at Military Phony send us their work on David Walkup Thrailkill, or better known as “Buck” as he likes to be called. Buck comes to us from Fayetteville, North Carolina and is 57 years old at the time of this writing – December 2020.
We actually had military records on ol’ Buck for quite a while. We were just waiting for him to provide a little bit more to send this case over the edge. He didn’t disappoint, or he did, depending on how you look at it. Buck wore his military finest to a wedding. On his uniform, he displayed a Bronze Star, a Purple Heart, and the medals one would expect should someone have been in Operation Desert Shield/Storm.
Buck also claims on his Rally Point profile that he was an “18E: Special Forces Communications Sergeant.”
Let’s see what his records say… 
So, NO Bronze Star, NO Purple Heart, NO ODS medals, and NO 18E MOS supported in ol’ Bucky’s official military records. Someone has some ‘splainin’ to do.
DISCUSSION and SUMMARY
LENGTH OF SERVICE
Although Thrailkill’s military records support his claim of being retired, he served for 15 years and six months. It could have been a medical retirement.
MILITARY OCCUPATIONAL SPECIALTY (MOS) CODE
The 18E Special Forces MOS was not supported by Thrailkill’s military records. Although he appeared to be in a support role, he was not 18E as he claimed.
OPERATION DESERT SHIELD/STORM (ODS/S)
The awards in the photo not found in Thrailkill’s official military records are the ones at the very top – Bronze Star, Purple Heart and the Meritorious Service Medal – as well as the ones at the bottom – the Saudi Arabian Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait and the Kuwait Liberation of Kuwait Medal. The two awards for the liberation of Kuwait that Thrailkill is wearing in the photographs suggest he was in ODS/S. He deployed to Panama in 1989 but had he also deployed to ODS/S he would have a second award of the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal (AFEM). However, Thrailkill neither wears two AFEMs in the photo nor are two AFEMs supported in his records.
We also could not find the Multi-National Forces and Observers (MFO) medal listed in Thrailkill’s military records, which is also on the bottom row of ribbons that he wears.
STOLEN VALOR
A claim of a Purple Heart medal is in direct violation of the federal Stolen Valor Act of 2013, especially if the claims were used for gain. State laws may also apply.
15 years and he’s retired? Had to be a medical retirement. Wonder what happened? No Purple Heart, no ODS no MSM. He served and did his time, why do all this?? Loser.
Actually, a few times in the past during drawdowns, retirement time in service requirements were lowered (with corresponding lowering of benefits).
Exactly. Many 15 year early retirements handed out in the draw-down years
I was offered early retirement at 16 years with a reduced pension. I declined.
1997 was smack in the middle of the big Clinton era drawdown, there were lots of people being offered early outs and early retirements.
1997…possible Clinton era early out. Lots of those between 1993-98.
Could be an early retirement, Clinton was passing those out like candy back in the mid to late 90s.
I pushed the wrong button and reported this comment…..so mea culpa….(hanging head in shame) But as I meant to say…yes he, (Clinton) did, I retired in 1992 after doing my 20 and worked with two guys who took the early retirement and got out after 15 years…one guy was a Staff Sergeant, the the other a Sergeant…..
Don’t believe he would have received an AFEM for Desert Shield/Desert Storm since we had other medals authorized for that action. I was there and know that I did not receive one and looking at the criteria for award of the AFEM, it doesn’t appear that DS/DS didn’t qualify.
No South West Asia Service Medal listed either
So here we go again. Someone who has enough bona fide bling that some fakers don’t fake as much as he actually rates. That wasn’t good enough, I guess. As a result, he had to take a huge steaming dump on what was 15 darn good years in the army (I agree it was likely medical retirement – all those controlled collisions with the earth aren’t good for the knees, I hear). I say they were pretty good because I assume he had to be thought well of to earn a couple of Army Achievement medals and an ARCOM.
Jus’ shakin’ my head.
Yeah, while this guy got to play with the “Hollywood” boys, he wasn’t one. He did earn the Military Freefall Wings, and was in the right place and right time (Panama- Just Cause) to have some great stories! So why go full retard and ruin it?
The real question is why claim MFO? And not everyone in the Army deployed to Shield/Storm, why claim the suck when you don’t have to? I got to watch the event from our chow hall, and wonder when we would get called up?
I did a deployment to the Sinai in 1988. I can tell you that the main reason for throwing in the MFO ribbon is probably because most people won’t know what that ribbon is. When you consider the entire “population” of the Army it’s only a relative few who actually have done a trip to the Sinai for an MFO tour. It’s a low ranking ribbon that most folks overlook since it’s so low on the awards chart. I’ve even seen a Navy SEAL wearing one in a pic of him in a dress uniform. Yeah, he didn’t earn it either.
Taking inventory – we’ve had “Mr Bob,” “Blue” and now “Buck.”
Who’s next? “Spanky?”
I’m betting that “Hoot” will make an appearance.
There’s always a “Hoot”.
Mr. Bob!!!!! I commented a week or two ago when his name popped up that the last story line was that since he didn’t appear with his DD-214 while being transported by SGT Preston of the Yukon and his dog King on the sled that maybe the team was blocked at the mountain pass by snow from an avalanche or awaiting a traffic light with a frozen red signal to thaw out and turn green. The further adventures of Mr. Bob should be made into a Nat Levine Mascot 12 chapter serial
‘Alaska Bob’ is a distinctly different character than ‘Mr. Bob.’
Phonies are like bingo balls bouncing around inside of that air machine. It’s hard to keep them straight until one gets sucked up the tube and becomes the one demanding of our attention.
Sorry Daisy Cutter, got a little confused and forgot the first name monicker of Alaska Bob.
Perfectly respectable service that he took a dump on.
I don’t get it. Never will. What a dumbass.
Is the Paul Teutul Sr. “‘stache” within Army regs?
One common photo stance among these fakers and embellishers? The Richard Marcinko Rogue Warrior look:
And I don’t get wearing your old greens to a wedding.
Like dude, you are retired, out of shape and have a fu man chu.
Get a suit.
narcissism
Hey Buck aka David Walkup Thrailkill aka Richard (DICK) Head. Nice cock holster you’re sporting. Framed out well with your unauthorized moosestache. Nice job of bringing shame down upon yourself, the Airborne Army, The Signal Corps, AND the NDSM Brotherhood too. 26Limabeans and SFC D may be looking to have a little “chat” with you. Along with our Brother Wilted Willy. Not real bright to do your sh^tbaggery so close to the SOF and Airborne Troops either. To me, the embellishment of good and decent service is worse that the outright theft of Valor from a non Vet. You, you POS, should know better. Why don’t you just head on back to Lousyana with your banjo on your knee…or up your azz.
Oh yeah. Finally got a poser in my beloved Signal Corps! Dumbass had an exemplary record and dropped a large steamy turd on it. I need a TA-312, a roll of WD-1, and this asshat taped into a metal chair. I’m gonna charge $1.00 per person for 30 seconds of cranking. Proceeds go to the TAH tipjar. D’s Cantina will feature an open bar, brisket and ribs on the smoker, MRS D’s mac and cheese on the side, and her famous apple pie for dessert. Fuck this guy. Pretty impressive record for a teletytpe fixer, pissed away.
WTF kind of Signal guy would shit all over a perfectly good
military career looking like a fucking bum while wearing class A’s?
The phony bling is one thing but disgracing the uniform by looking
like you just climbed out of a dumpster is beyond belief.
Thank you for your “real” service but you need a bath, shave and
an appointment with a private shrink because even a VA shrink would
tell you same the thing.
Plenty of Signal Corps blood spilled over the years. But this guy’s.
I was an SF qualified Signal Puke (25A) before I branch transferred to SF. Before the transfer occurred though I was doing some time on the HQ staff in the 1st AD DISCOM at Montieth Barracks. A non-tabbed CWO3 I inprocessed with was wearing a green beret with a 7th Group flash. I don’t know if it’s the custom now but back then if you were arriving to a new unit from your old one you had a grace period of a couple of days where you could still wear your old unit patch etc. So, this CWO3 still had his SF patches (NO tab) on his uniform along with his green beret. What was odd during the inprocessing was that he was the only person wearing class A’s (complete with bloused jump boots) while the rest of us were in BDU’s.
I chatted with the Chief a while and he told me his job back in 7th was running an Electronics Maintenance Shop (EMS) and his was going to do the same thing in one of the DISCOM maintenance battalions.
OK, fast forward to about three months later when I had to go over to the DISCOM EMS shop for something. The CW3 wasn’t there, but one of his NCO’s was helping me when another EMS soldier noticed the SF tab on my shirt. Now in a REMF outfit like a DISCOM was kinda rare and the soldier asked me, “Sir, are you special forces?”
I reply, “Yeah, but I’m just a signal guy now.”
“Cool! Our Chief is special forces!”
“He’s what?” I skeptically reply.
“Yeah, he’s special forces-he wears the green beret and everything!” he replies with gusto.
I’m immediately going to DEFCON 2, “What a minute-are you telling me that he still wears his beret? Even today?”
This time the sergeant replies, “Yes sir-he wears it every day.”
I couldn’t believe this dipshit was still wearing his beret AND a conning everybody not to mention flat out lying to his troops. Soooooo, I gave his troops a block of instruction/history lesson on the green beret, the SF tab, and made it painfully clear to them their CW3 was NOT authorized to wear a green beret. I heard later that after I left the Chief returned to the EMS and his troops asked him some rather embarrassing questions. So embarrassing that never wore his beret in DISCOM after that.
You can still wear your old unit patch while you wait to be processed into your new unit and receive a new patch, I’ve seen it take as long as 6 duty days (when processing into 2HBCT 3ID) and as little as an hour. I think it depends on how large the unit is, how many incoming personnel they have, and whether the unit waits for the soldier to arrive or sends a unit representative to meet the soldier.
Name edited to protect PII.
AW1
sorry…hit report … sigh
Anyway, he is NOT a Signaleer…he was a 74C…a message center monkey…
No wonder he is out there playing heeeeerooo….
Dang it…
Hit report instead of reply…
We ain’t all Message Center Monkeys!!!
true, some 74Cs were also COMSEC vault hide outers.
Bottom line, after about 1995, the MOS was obsolete and most signal units simply had no use for them.
The other useless MOS was 31N. What were we going to do with patch cable jockeys once there were no more patch cables?
So many of our MOSs became obsolete in the IT revolution but the Army still can’t get it’s head around the fact.
When I was in AIT as a 31Q (1987 -1988) we were told that 31C would go away within the year. Still got ’em and still use ’em, only thing that went away was RATT Rigs.
He is sportin the crossed flags on his lapel though.
They could use some Brasso. Make em stand out!
AAAAHHEEEEMM! Y’all wiggle wagglers needs some poor old dumb dirt digging gun bunnied doggie to shows y’all how to handle this high speed low drag http://www.inherwebz.org equipment? I KNOW that it is a step up from two snuff cans on a stretched out string…and a mirror in sunlight…and some random dits and dashes, but…still. (dodges a thrown galvanic batt-tree, snags a pound cake/fruit cocktail B unit and beats feet…laffing like all hell!)
I just need 4 tent stakes, about 10 feet of WD-1, and a little syrup procured from the Hall of Mess. Mother Nature will take care of the rest.
OK, here they are:
8340-00-261-9751 Pin,Tent,Wood,24″
6145-00-220-9933 Wire, WD-1
As far as a little bit of syrup, I suggest you get the Maple Syrup Packet from MRE Menu 4/17 — Maple Sausage Patty w/Maple Muffin./s
mother f’er that was some funny sheeit KoB now gimme back my pound cake rofl
TG, I’ll swap you the pound cake for a tin of peanut butter. I needs something to oil up my breech block. One tin should do it.
I can get you some MRE Jalapeno Peanut Butter but that’s about the best I can find. It’s either that or an original Chicken ala King MRE KoB rofl
TG, check with SFC D on trading the Jalapeno PB, see if you can get a shot or 12 of Jameson for it. The Chinese Yard Bird? Try Swallowswell for a trade, seems as if he is into to eating Chinese Hens. He actually prefers Sumyounguy Soup, but these are desperate times. Offer him both, he might can get you a sample from Gav’s Winery that’s still open now that they closed all the others…or SanFranNan’s ice cream freezer.
I’ll pass on the Jalepeno PB but if you’ve Frankfurters w/bean component available… You know, the ones marked “Not suitable for in-flight or pre-flight consumption.”
“Why why why why why why!”
-Joe Biden
C’mon man!
Buck’s a Lyin’ Dogface Pony Soldier™
Naw, he is just a lying, dog faced, wire dog.
commo rat that reminds of us a situation described in an Old Elvis Tune…or an Eagles hit?
Bonus of a 5th of Jameson and box of seegars to the FIRST (ht 2 Hack Stone) correct response!
You gonna believe Buck, or your lyin’ eyes?
You halfway there SFC D. I bet I know what half of the prize you want FIRST! (ht 2 Hack Stone)
Here’s a hint…watch out for the cheese!
Hey now, careful what you say about wire dogs… You might get a visit from the 69th Signal Co.(Cable construction). At one time it was the largest gang in southern Arizona. Don’t mess with the Dog Pound!
69th Cable Co. Couldn’t be used for tactical cable, or cable construction because the unit was never well trained or well led….
11th Sig Bde, in its usual incompetence, had no idea how to train or use a cable company so they just ignored them. We all know that idle minds and hands never ends well.
So you’re familiar with them! And it didn’t end well. I think at least of two of its members are doing life without parole.
At least one of their 1SGs got popped in 1997 for something and got replaced…it was an actual zoo.
I remember being told we would have to train them at BIC…3 show up for class out of 6 signed up, all 3 fail to show up the next day. 4 weeks later, all 6 show up to graduate.
Nope, go back to your zoo.
I tried to get into BIC most of my career. Finally got to go as a DA civilian. 69th was deactivated in 2010.
Going to a wedding as a guest, yet trying to opportunize the event to make it all about you.
Hack is thinking that he was the groom.
Ah that makes sense.
He’s still a douchebag though. No doubt Hack agrees. 🙂
Or perhaps the bride to be, referring back to that picture at the top. This is 2020 after all.
Hoping to Picklex up some chicks, a bridesmaid or two… that’s how it works, right?
C’mon… man!
“Pick up”
“picklex” great word!
It sums the goal up well!
He configured his Facebook page so it no longer allows comments except by his FB friends.
This was after, of course, he deleted all comments about his service claims.
Buck’s Fifth String Studio page is either blocking commenters,
or it just went broken chain link POOF.
https://www.facebook.com/FifthStringStudio
He took it offline, retired it, scuttled the ship, pick your metaphor.
Banjoist D.W. Buck Thrailkill’s FakeBook musician public page
is wide open for clicks and comments.
https://www.facebook.com/BanjoistBuckThrailkill/
POOF.
2 down.
Only this page remains…
and Buck cut off stranger comments (but not Like/HaHa clicks).
https://www.facebook.com/buck.thrailkill
Steve Balm,
Bad news for Fake Buck on FakeBook.
This VG page has now been posted by someone in a
Fort Bragg / Fayetteville PUBLIC Group.
Yes, the type of FaceBook group that EVERYONE can see.
Buck can take down 2 of his 3 FakeBook pages, and
Back can put restrictions on the 3rd, but
Buck can’t hide someone else’s post in a public group,
and the SGM(R) can’t pull the old strings this time.
This is not Buck’s lucky day.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/135325396892073/permalink/1053922935032310
Ouch.
Dude almost fills block 18 and still has to make sh*t up?!
Unfunkingbelievable.
Keep digging. This dude is compensating for a lack of character (maybe involving farm animals).
Great feature photo (tongue out).
Thrailkill has several Books of Fake, and Tubes of You.
See the comments on his MP page for all of the links.
Bucky also plays and teaches the BANJO.
I can hear a certain type of banjo music in his future.
Something like this. In fact, a lot like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo7oDPnMdN4
He’s compensating for a f’ed up middle name.
Daisy Cutter,
Here’s a preview of the likely replacement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkx85TIm_OY
Doubled down by wearing a 3/16″ Bronze Service Star on the NDSM ribbon.
Bad Dog, Buck. Bad Dog!!
I missed that. Yes, an unearned second NDSM.
We few, we happy few…
He had brought shame not only to my beloved Signal brethren, but also the brotherhood of the NDSM. To quote a great man, “It is to weep”.
The Brotherhood is not amused…
He has a record that he could be proud of all by itself, but he JUST HAD TO shit all over it and himself by lying about it!!
Fuckweasel.
If I remember 1997 correctly the Army was offering large cash sums to get out early.
How did he get caught?
Running his suck?
Dude appears to be a starphanger. And the uniform appears in order minus the added ribbons.
What a clown.
Hmmm, interesting.
Buck attended the two week Air Assault Course at Fort Campbell in July 1988.
Yet, no award of the Air Assault Badge listed anywhere.
Wonder why?
It’s there on his jacket.
https://i0.wp.com/militaryphony.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/thrailkill-jacket.jpg?ssl=1
If that is the right one… not sure.
He probably failed Air Assault School.
I’m thinking he failed Ohms law.
He also attended MFF school but no MFF wings.
It’s entirely possible that the PFC clerk who typed up his 214 just didn’t put the awards on there, possibly because he didn’t have the paperwork awarding him the badge when he had his appointment to get his 214 done. If he was in a hurry (like trying to take advantage of an early out) I could see that happening very easily.
By all accounts the guy was a stud – E-7 in 15 years, service in JSOC and support company of SF units, jumpmaster, freefall, air assault school, and he deployed SOMEWHERE by virtue of the fact that he has an AFEM. So why he felt he had to embellish an already respectable record is baffling.
I have never seen anyone with 15 or more years retire without making sure everything was correct on their 214 before walking out of the uniform. Besides a BS, PH, MSM, are kinda awards you wanna make sure are on your 214.
My MSM is not on my 214…not overly concerned though as its not going to make a difference in the civvie world (at least for me).
Only reason I made sure mine was listed on my 214 was because in the Corps, its so damn rare to see an E-7 get one and in case some smart ass wanted to call me out on it, I could always back it up. Other than that, short of getting it pinned at retirement, and wearing mini medals on time on a suit I haven’t given two thoughts to it.
Not to defend him but there was no MFF badge authorized until 1997. JSOC support exposes you to a world most don’t know exists and to shit on that service earns him a dunce cap in the corner.
Thats a real shame. First time I have ever seen a phony sporting legit jump Master wings. Got the Bullwinkle too. Damn shame. Might explain why his highest award was the vaunted AAM. Probably always running his suck.
And military freefall parachutist. That’s a common one of the fakers too.
AAM is not his highest award, he has two JCOMs which rates above the ARCOM in precedence.
I’m assuming the JCOMs came from his service at JSOC.
I also see that Buck is sporting the KDSM despite completing only four months and three days of a standard 12 month tour to Korea before “retiring.”
And besides, the KDSM wasn’t created/awarded until seven years (2004) after he “retired”.
KDSM is authorized for award retroactively back to 1954. 30 consecutive days or 60 nonconsecutive days in-country.
BLUF: He’s sporting 9 more ribbons that the records show.
You need 30 days consecutive service or 60 days nonconsecutive to get the KDSM. So, he actually rates that one.
Oops, You’re right. Forgot about that 30/60 days thing. But, does he have a DD-215 proving it? After all, if he hopes to ever being the Commander in Chief of the VFW (like B.J. Lawrence did by parlaying the medal), the KDSM has gotta be down on paper.
Mea Culpa.
That necktie knot looks like shit.
That’s why I always wore a clip-on.
We had to wear the 4 in hand knot.
Every day!
Buck Thrillkill? What is this clown, a comic book character or some kind of Bond villain?
I found something that might interest ol’ BucK: a vidoe titled: The Enlarged Prostate: what every man should know.
Perhaps that’s his real problem….? He just doesn’t KNOW what he should know.
Looks like he cleaned up his RallyPoint profile at some point. He hasn’t really been active there anyways.
Why Why Why would you embellish a very respectable career.. WTF
I need to make contact with one of the Admins, if you could please e-mail me ..
Check your email.
AW1
Again, with the wedding? What is it about wedding that draws these fakers like moths to a flame? Is the chance to strut around? Is the chance to fake it to a new audience? What? At least the couple can edit this faker out their weeding album. The faker grooms are the stories I wish TAH could follow up. Did she find out? Did it last? Inquiring minds want to know.
What an idiot. And a fool.
It begins with not imagining any circumstances that putting on a military uniform after retiring makes sense to me. I just don’t get it. Others who might – fine with me, but wear it in regs, please.
Meanwhile, what must be wrong with a guy who has what appears to be honorable, bordering on exemplary, service embellishing that service? All he has managed to do is call into question whether his actual service really was worthy of the awards he received.
Pitiful.
That Stash looks like Goal Post for a Dick….
OK motherfucker, you just earned a posting on The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (edited so that all posers can enjoy this…I try to do that with all additions)
“That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…”
Congratulations…
Thank you…I think…!!
It’s a major award!
The Few… the Proud… the Quoted on the Hemisphere of Insults. Welcome to the Brotherhood!
Ranks right up there with an EARNED NEVER AWARDED “FIRST”, on the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread.
I’m Honored..!!!
It’s that time of year…!!!
I LOL’d HARD!!!
Fuckin’ LEGS!!!
(Nonner)
Some dudes like to ride the handle bars, some don’t.
Personal choice.
Is that a Special Forces tab on his shoulder?
Looks like the Airborne tab over the USASOC patch.
He’s also wearing signal corps branch insignia and signal corps regimental insignia (right breast) vs. SF.
If this isn’t his favorite band it should be:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Life_with_the_Thrill_Kill_Kult
It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw his name.
Shit all Over a awesome service record
Way to go idiot
Enjoy your google fame
Who the hell steals the MFO medal. I earned it twice and I can’t even remember how many people have asked me what it was.
I know that many people want the coveted MFO ribbon.
From “Buck Thrailkill” comments on MP:
“You guys are absolutely correct. Something I should have corrected. Unfortunately, I had to go home years ago to bury my dad on little notice. Having not been in uniform for several years my wife had to put one together from scratch with the help of a couple of guys I served with in just a few hours and while I really appreciated all their efforts, they got quite a bit wrong. With no time or means to correct on the fly, I went with what I had. Not an excuse, was just the situation at the time. That said, I had an outstanding career with some of the best men you could serve with all over the world, and yes, all while being stationed right here at Bragg. But if you know anything about the units and missions of those units, you also know that you are rarely home no matter where you are stationed. I have never, nor would I ever dishonor them or my service intentionally. Had someone reached out to me about this I would have at least provided my part of it. 100% my responsibility. No excuses. Badges are wrong, patches are wrong, however none of that intentionally. Those guys thought enough of me as a person and a soldier to do their best for my wife and for me in a time of need, and I am grateful to them. I served honorably with honorable men during some extremely hard times back in the 80’s and 90’s. I and will not just sit here without at least having a voice. Again, I should have corrected then, and have since then, but nothing I can do to change what is.
Respectfully, DWT”
Bullshit.
Any 15-year senior NCO would make the fucking change on the fly or would not wear the shit.
Hmmm, lets see….a PH and campaign ribbons. Yeah. No.
Concur. That’s bullshit. Not even quality bullshit.
Buck Thornhill,
A little advice: Don’t go through life thinking everyone you encounter will believe your BS. You are better off with a strategy of honesty with others. Lies don’t blow up in your face when you tell the truth.
You can start on the path of honesty by apologizing to your wife and us for the BS story of how the extra awards popped up on your uniform.
I recommend that you wear a suit in the future to avoid the temptation of wearing unearned awards. Also, shave off the ’70s mustache.
“…Oh what a tangled web we weave….”
I, too, toss a bovine excrement infused flag. You just made your embellishing lies even worse you POS “Buck the Suck(er)”.
One thing you can rest assured of Dippy; when your miserable oxygen stealing life down here is over, you can look forward to Warriors led by The Platoon Daddy Himself, SFC Jonn Lilyea, kicking your sorry, lying, embellishing azz straight to Hell so you can enjoy the Barbed Cock of Satan as your Soul burns for all Eternity.
And take that St. Andrew Cross off of the right side of your vest. Truly Honorable Men bled and died for that too.
“Barbed Cock of Satin” yikes!
Mustang Major,
Bingo.
Not sure DWT Buck will be here to read your comment.
Also, the DWT comment on MP appears to have gone POOF.
Deleted by DWT, or MP?
Hmmm.
Delay in approving it and having it posted, I suspect. It is there now.
Yes, easy to see (now). Thanks. 🙂
BoS says wedding, so now he wore this costume to 2 social events, that we know of.
Yeah, it’s all your buddies fault.
We have a term for that sort of thing.
Accidentally mixed a NUC with a MUC….i’ll buy that, its a unit award and who remembers what/where/WHEN they got each one of those friggin things. But slapping a friggin BS, PH, and an MSM on? Yeah, you know EXACTLY what those are.
Asshole
I had a NUC and a couple MUCs from my time in. Betcher ass I remember EXACTLY what, where, and why for each of them, especially the NUC.
Former poster here was with me at the time. It was, shall we say, “interesting.”
Amended somewhat with additional paragraph at the end…
“Was caught off guard this morning by this report. Having to address in a vacuum is a bit challenging. But here is what I just posted in the thread on your site with regards to my photographs. This was 100% my fault and was my responsibility to correct, but was not done with ill intent, nor profession of anything else.
You guys are absolutely correct. Something I should have corrected. Unfortunately, I had to go home to years ago to bury my dad on little notice. Having not been in uniform for several years my wife had to put one together from scratch with the help of a couple of guys I served with in just a few hours and while I really appreciated all their efforts, they got quite a bit wrong. With no time or means to correct on the fly, I went with what I had. Not an excuse, was just the situation at the time. That said, I had an outstanding career with some of the best men you could serve with all over the world, and yes, all while being stationed right here at Bragg. But if you know anything about the units and missions of those units, you also know that you are rarely home no matter where you are stationed. I have never, nor would I ever dishonor them or my service intentionally. Had someone reached out to me about this I would have at least provided my part of it. 100% my responsibility. No excuses. Badges are wrong, patches are wrong, however none of that intentionally. Those guys thought enough of me as a person and a soldier to do their best for my wife and for me in a time of need, and I am grateful to them. I served honorably with honorable men during some extremely hard times back in the 80’s and 90’s. I and will not just sit here without at least having a voice. Again, I should have corrected then, and have since then, but nothing I can do to change what is.
I am not a dishonest person, and have never been anything but patriotic. This was in fact my responsibility to correct and I slacked on that. Not because of any other reason than moving through the days as fast as I can. I still work, still teach music, still support my church and my community, but more often than not don’t take time to do the to inventory the tools I am grabbing for the task at hand. Such is the case here unfortunately. And I owe a huge apology to anyone I have offended. My actions, or lack there of, were not intentional.
Thank you for allowing me to speak for myself.
Respectfully, DWT
Thank you so much,
Buck Thrailkill”
The few things that struck me as odd were:
* It was his daughter’s wedding, not his father’s funeral. The one photo confirms that.
* How would his wife know the order of precedence for medals?
* Wouldn’t he have noticed the PH, BSM, and Gulf War medals?
I’ll go with; “A lying, embellishing Sack of Sh^t for $1000, Alex?”
I’ll take “Stolen Valor medals” for $200, Ken.
“* Wouldn’t he have noticed the PH, BSM, and Gulf War medals?”
Uh. Yeah.
Unless he was being medically discharged for going blind.
Correct me if I’m wrong but…
1. Anyone can get 5-10 years of use out of a $300 suit at Men’s Wearhouse.
2. Buying the suit does not involve overbuying for excessive ribbons,
and then buying the correct oversized empty ribbon rack
to get every last excessive ribbon crammed onto it.
Martinjmpr (below) got it right.
Maggie DeSanti went for high medals + pretty colors.
There is no excuse for slapping the Kuwait/Saudi
Red/White/Green/Blacks on the bottom,
and the Bronze Star / Purple Heart daily double on top.
No less, not bothering to look at it for years
between a funeral, and then a wedding
(and who knows how many parades and ceremonies in between).
This is Les Brown / Elko POW*MIA territory here,
only difference is, Les Brown went for ugly press, then went quiet,
and let his minions of enablers take embarrassing heat
standing up for him.
“Having not been in uniform for several years my wife had to put one together from scratch with the help of a couple of guys I served with in just a few hours”
A couple of hours in resale shops would have produced a perfectly acceptable civilian suit that looked good at a wedding or a funeral. And it probably would have cost less than the extra bling.
Well of course the wife did it. That makes perfect sense. He told his wife a bunch of lies about his service and she believed him and being the supportive saint she is put everything on his uniform just like he asked. If only he could have convinced her to wear the fucking abortion. What a shitheel to make her an unwitting stooge for his stolen Valor. At first I kind of felt sorry for him. Now I really don’t like him.
These people flabbergast me. Made it all the way to E-7, a damn fine achievement in itself, and a nice collection of awards. Then he takes a big dump all over it. And what is with that godawful stache?
Let’s see: “someone else put my ribbon rack together, it wasn’t me.”
Is that number 7 or number 8 on the “Poser and embellisher stock answers list?” I think that’s above “my ex posted a photoshopped picture of me to try and discredit me” and below “I was wearing it as a tribute to my great grandfather who jumped into Iwo Jima with the 88th Airborne in 1943.”
The funniest thing about the “my wife grabbed a random bunch of ribbons and put them on” is that she just happened to grab the MSM, purple heart, BSM, etc. You would think if someone just randomly grabbed medals and stuck them on you’d see an Antarctic service ribbon, a Spanish-American War campaign medal, or an Air Force “I woke up sober three days in a row” ribbon.
When it comes time for my wife to put my uniform together, it’ll be easy. Just unzip the bag and stuff my dead ass into it. It’s hanging just as I left it the last time I wore it at my retirement ceremony. I’m willing to bet most of you retirees here did exactly the same thing.
I have a correct uniform, dry cleaned and pressed, in a garment bag.
The funeral director will make it fit even if he has to slit the back.
This thread just gave me a reason to put a copy of my DD-214 in a pocket.
Never know what God is going to want to see at the gate.
Funny thing…this is EXACTLY what my wife just said with the several uniforms hanging in her closet (retired in 2013)
I cannot recall anytime in my career that someone put my uniform together for me.
Ain’t that the truth!
I did once have to ask others to throw my stuff into a duffle bag when we were bugging out and I had to attend a classified meeting while almost everyone else packed up and loaded up. (It was either that or leave it.)
Not buying that “kindness of others” defense.
Ditto. I can just hear my wife saying, “how am I going to figure out where this stuff goes on your uniform?”
How does someone else mistakenly put a BSM and PH he wasn’t awarded on his ribbon rack? And then he puts on the uniform and he doesn’t notice? Naw, don’t buy it.
“ Air Force “I woke up sober three days in a row” ribbon”.
I may be missing a ribbon!!
Um, are you SURE you qualify for that one? 😉
I woke up sober as many as 70-80 days in a row.
In port, OTOH, totally different story. Not too often that number exceeded one in a row, and then only cause of duty days.
Here’s a caption for the pic at the top of the post:
“‘Buck’ Thrailkill – you’ve just taken a healthy shit all over your 15 years of Army Service. What are you going to do next?
I’M GOING TO BRUCIES BATH HOUSE (Entrance in the rear)!!!”
Fucking gerbil felching asshamster….
damn Senior Chief why you gotta go all Anti Gerbil like that lmao
Senior just calls ’em like he seez ’em!
The Grunt,
Every time I see new gerbil comments,
I always remember the 80s Philly TV news anchor,
and the widespread rumor leak of his hospital visit
for gerbil damage and gerbil removal.
No surprise to anyone,
he later moved to NYC, then Hollywood,
worked closely with Richard Simmons, and then acted in soaps.
HMCS(FMF)Ret, Carry on. You’re good.
OK, I’m going to pile on here.
I have unclassified film of David “Buck” Walkup Thrailkill here and without further ado…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt22XnfPjz0&ab_channel=zakktull2011
So everyone knows…
I am getting belated FaceBook private messages… of THANKS,
from others in BOTH North Carolina (Buck here)
and also Grants Pass, Oregon (“Blue” Steve Maurer),
for joining FaceBook groups in their areas, and
posting the Valor Guardians page link about their phony.
As for Buck here,
(2 PMs with very similar but separate stories)
locals have been trying to expose and nail lying Buck for years.
Worse, he plays the wounded warrior pity card to get himself out of jams,
over and over and over again.
(It feels good to be a FakeBook messenger, so….)
I pass this thanks from my surprise PMs to the group admins,
who make it possible, on 1 concise page,
to let angry locals spread the word around their communities.
Buck Thrailkill is in a new jam….
and he can’t pull the oh woe is me combat hero card this time.
Or, ever again.
Buck and Blue, Buck and Blue,
Alaska Bob and Mr. Bob too.
Les Brown is keeping busy sending out gold embroidered invites to the Annual Chili Feed.
All those killer “B”s.
Congrats.
sbalm,
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and NO (not yet, anyway).
The Chili Feed is an annual February thing,
but there is still NOTHING out there about a 2021 Chili Feed,
on the webpage nor the FakeBook page.
They are cutting it close, unless there is
no more chili feed, with Les Brown on his back.
Irony – The Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass.
is now holding their meetings at the VFW (Post 2350).
Extra Irony – Plenty of prayers (for Les)
and patriotic posts (for veterans(?))
on Elko POW*MIA’s Book of the Fake.
http://www.elkonvpowmia.org/upcom.html
No word yet as All-Points Logistics has not sent them sponsorship check yet.
COVID is having an impact of The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points) and his ability to swindle the government and American taxpayers based upon his highly dubious and potentially felonious Native American, Law Enforcement and Navy SAL claims.
No money = no support.
Truth is like an injection of good poison.
It may not have an immediate effect, but give it a while to work its magic.
Still stuck on the funeral thing,, the pictures where from a wedding.
Michael McGarvey
12/09/2020 at 18:59
I am a retired 18Z, E9. I’ve served with Buck in JSOC. I’ve talked to Buck about this. There is a background story you are missing. Buck assums full responsibility for not checking the uniform before he wore it. It was rushed for his fathers funeral. Put togeather by a friend. He never checked it. He owns that mistake. I listened to him having known him since 1987 through now I can and will personally vouch for him as his actions not being intentional. I request you reconsider your actions of posting this without having contacting him first to get the rest of the story. Buck was a special operations communicator at JSOC and in 7th Special Forces Group Support. His service was outstanding. His deployment during the panama invasion where he was a member of my team.
V/r Michael McGarvey, SGM(R)
Sandman,
Still stuck on the
“contacting him first to get the rest of the story” thing.
Oh, yeah, the “personally vouch”, too.
We (all) know how that goes.
Sad, when comrades from long ago need to confront reality,
that some in uniform aren’t the same gems they once were,
when they live an afterlife out of uniform,
and then slap medals back on again, and again, and again.
These pages are full of them.
And, I met one up close and personal last week.
MMcG should have been there in Chadds Ford, to listen to Mr. Bob.
Don’t get me started
on how many parades and veteran events “Buck” likely attended,
between the funeral and the wedding.
Thanks for posting this interesting comment.
“Buck assums full responsibility for not checking the uniform before he wore it”.
It’s too late for that, “SGM”. He’s now responsible for cleaning up the mess.
But he didn’t, did he? Even as he “took responsibility” he blamed someone else.
And here’s the thing: NOBODY believes it, nor should they. NOBODY believes that a guy who wears a Class A uniform to a wedding doesn’t check out the ribbons.
NOBODY.
Not possible.
Did
Not
Happen.
Buck knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he slapped those bogus awards on there. And now he’s catching well deserved flak for it. Saying “I take responsibility” while still trying to deflect responsibility is the act of a coward.
Things are getting interesting over at Military Phony.
Looks like someone has a serious case of ass hurt over there… sound like another retired senior enlisted that came to the “rescue” of another Stolen Valor shitbird.
Everybody stand down, Big Dick in the Room… Big Dick in the Room.
It’s entertaining to watch a grown man make a fool of himself while defending a phony. He has passion but I don’t think he’s thought it through all the way.
As a retired SGM, I have to ask myself a question each time one of my former NCOs or soldiers makes the news: “what reaction would I have had when they were in my unit?”
The answer to that is almost always the right answer now.
Would I laugh off an NCO wearing a uniform with medals or appurtenances that were unearned while still in the Army? No? Then why would I do that now.
Senior NCOs are not in the excuses business. We are in the standards business. That did not end upon receiving a blue ID card.
So, “SGM”, stop lying to yourself. SV is but the rancid cherry atop the shit sundae. If this former NCO is an example of your leadership, perhaps it is time for you to reexamine his value and your perceptions.
SGM (R) Clown.
“Buck assumes full responsibility” “He owns that mistake.”
Um, no, he doesn’t. Saying “somebody else put stuff on my uniform” is not “assuming responsibility” and it is not “own[ing] that mistake.”
Just like saying “with all due respect” doesn’t insulate you from repercussions of saying something disrespectful, saying “I take full responsibility” while blaming someone else for wdoes not constitute “taking full responsibility.”
Martinjmpr,
Classic line from our 1990 unit activation, stateside,
from a Section Sgt to our new Commander (Major).
“With all due respect, Sir,
you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
A new Section Sgt was announced the next morning.
SSG All Due Respect never got E-7.
To his credit, he served tirelessly in the Gulf War.
Maybe Mr. Bob’s folks should have helped him put his uniform together the correct way.
Or vice versa.
Who knows?
All of Mr. Bob’s folks were young civilian strangers,
with good hearts, but totally clueless on anything military.
Including uniforms. And medals.
Facts:
a) Rally Point profile clearly states 18E MOS. DD214 & DA201 show 72/31/74 series MOS.
b) Photo in Class “A” shows unearned/ undocumented awards per DD214 & DA201:
– Bronze Star
– Purple Heart
– Meritorious Service Medal
– National Defense Service Medal w/ star (only one documented)
– Southwest Asia Service Medal
– Humanitarian Service Medal
– UN Multinational Force and Observers Medal
– Kuwait Liberation Medal (Saudi Arabia)
– Kuwait Liberation Medal (Kuwait)
c) DAVID ‘BUCK’ WALKUP THRAILKILL states uniform was worn to a funeral but photo appears to be a wedding.
d) DAVID ‘BUCK’ WALKUP THRAILKILL has chosen to claim oversight as the reason for wearing unearned awards but has not addressed the false claim of 18E MOS.
e) DAVID ‘BUCK’ WALKUP THRAILKILL has brought a unique brand of disgrace to the uniform of the United States Army and to all who have served honorably.
f) Anyone who chooses to defend the undefendable has their own dirt to hide.
I wish my ex-Wife upon David Walkup Thrailkill.
Name edited to protect PII.
AW1
I wish my ex-Wife upon David Walkup Thrailkill.
I see your ex Wife and raise with my 3! Now THAT would be a sho’nuff loser 2 pair hand!
This sissy punk keep bringing sock puppets around we may just have to call down a Time On Target Fire Mission of the Hemisphere of Insults on the lying, embellishing, POS David Walkup Thrailkill or as we now know him, “Walkup the Phuqueup!” and/or “Buck the Phuque!”
Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
I’ll give you a “DO IT, BAYBEE”!!!
Light his ass up!
Segundo!
Si!
Whatever it takes…
If that E-9 keeps yappin’, give him the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame.
OK Gentlemen (and of course, I use that tern loosely), sorry for the delay but it’s Friday and I was on a couple of other threads until KoB popped off in the Festival of Lights thread to alert me to the preparation for deployment of the HoI, and *THEN the motherfucker (allegedly) had the *nerve* to go and take the WoT First.
Well, good for him and now next first of the month and first deployment of the coveted HoI in a while…the conditions have been met and I quote KoB… “we have had a Motion,(Moi) a Segundo (The Stranger), and a “Do It BayBee” (HMCS-FMF) on the deployment of the HoI.
You are cleared HOT…Expend ALL on (T)His POS.
OK Folks, we have met the requirements per Roberts Rules of TAH and in an unusual twist, I am going to make an executive decision and after reviewing both threads, TAH/VG and MP, I am going to do something special…
Hold. The. FUCK. ON!!!!!!
The Hemisphere of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
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She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit,
More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer,
You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out,
the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles,
you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), was NOT Special Forces, did NOT ear and was never awarded the Bronze Star, Never received the Purple Heart, did not get a Meritorious Service Medal, (And I KNOW, I have TWO, you ass crack), didn’t earn any of the following Desert Shield/Desert Storm awards as he claims, the Southwest Asia Service Medal, no, Humanitarian Service Medal, Nope, UN Multinational Force and Observers Medal, Nah and, Kuwait Liberation Medal (Saudi Arabia), again, not happening, and finally for this round, the Kuwait Liberation Medal (Kuwait), ZERO, now he was able to earn the much coveted National Defense Service Medal, HOWEVER, not TWO (as designated with wearing a star on it, ( LIKE I RIGHTFULLY EARNED!!!, fucking butt nugget), and apparently this taint cheese chunk has been prancing around with this as long ago as 2013, on multiple occasions so, as a Senior NCO and for that matter, as a NCO at ALY level, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!!!, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie,
Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
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FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
Here endeth the lesson.
Disclaimer:
I don’t think that David “Buck” Walkup Thrailkill is going to garner any public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and subsequent Posts.
(Please excuse me but I’ll keep posting this disclaimer just because there may be some that don’t realize what was going on in previous threads and/or behind the scenes because of the previous deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , this is just a reminder)
1. This is a Dave post/comment and I don’t want to stir shit when he had to edit one of the last ones because…
2. Sometimes, TAH and MP attract outside attention from the local/regional and sometimes, national media. In one of the previous threads, the Foley and Jowers case, it attracted media attention and they were very hesitant to link or mention TAH, because of the deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I don’t want to hamper legitimate investigations or mentions or using TAH as a resource in reporting Stolen Valor to the public because to the outside world, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ can be somewhat off-putting (to say the least, of which I am quite proud.)
Remember to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame
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Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HgeYRROlk8
And we finish with….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXdE7pBTjQ
Mine eyes have seen the glory, and it was GOOD!
AFUNKINGMEN!
KoB wept.
ps; Hey a$$ hamster (my apologies to a$$e$ and hamsters everywhere) I do believe that I was the FIRST to welcome you to your new found GOOOOGLE Fame. As a recipient of the TAH HoI, you can now say you have arrived! Sucks to be you now, huh?
Echo in here, Proud?
*grin*
A comment posted over on Military Phonies I thought relevant:
Contained in an email received from David “Buck” Thrailkill to MilitaryPhony, dated Thu, Dec 10, 4:23 PM:
“After discovering on Monday night that your organization put together a report about me based on photos from several years ago in which my uniform is clearly incorrect, I was quite devastated to realize that your accusation was in fact correct. No matter the circumstances for how this came to be, it was my responsibility to check thoroughly, which I did not. In fact, the only time it comes out of the bag is usually when I am putting it on for typically a funeral, and in one event my daughter’s wedding (your photograph from 2013).”
Although Michael McGarvey was included on the “To” line of this email, the information seemingly did not catch up to him about the funeral vs. the wedding. It must be like being in the thick of a firefight and realize that you were given faulty ammunition. It is the nature of the beast when you choose to defend someone else’s lies.
(end of comment)
Translation…
I got caught and when I aske my friend the retired E-9/SGM to throw his weight around and get the Admins to remove the post on Military Phonies it failed. This issue is becoming a bigger problem than I originally thought and now I need to cover my ass to bring it back under control.
My opinion is that people around Buck are beginning to see him for the lying asshat he is. His fairy tales are probably being questioned and people are finding out that his tales of derring do are works of fiction and not anywhere close to the truth.
Yeah, I agree. SGM’s bark has turned into a whimper.
Reminds me of a story. A group of us were in a real seedy strip joint, lights low, you know what I’m talking about.
This one stripper looked odd. Square jaw, Adam’s apple… yeah, you know where this is going. So after a while, (s)he left the stage and the other strippers rotated being on the stage.
A group of soldiers came in – identified by short haircuts and being in a town close to an Army base. They took a table right next to the stage, ordered beers and started hooping and hollering.
Well, (s)he had the next spot on the stage and I was curious when/if the soldiers would figure it out. Of course, they were hooping and hollering even louder by now with shouts of “take it off.” Then, they grew quiet and one, and then two, of them, appeared to have behavior to suggest questioning if they were looking at a female. They started nudging each other and tugging at the shirt of the loudest one who was drunk and shouting at the dancer.
Eventually, the entire table grew silent. A few started shaking their head and got up to go to another table farther away. Eventually, they all migrated. It took all of 5-7 minutes, definitely well into her second song.
This same exact scenario will play out with Buck’s buddies. They will eventually realize that an emphasis on supporting a fellow soldier is noble until that same soldier is spreading BS and now you are caught defending him. Their catcalls will eventually die down as his story changes and their strategy of defending him has to change with his twists and turns.
We have often suggested to wives or girlfriends that get out in front of their man that they have an opportunity. Sit your man down, stare him straight in the eyes and say “Listen, I will defend you until the ends of the earth, but I need assurance that you are telling me the truth. I don’t want to find out later after I put myself out there. I need to know now.” Then, we suggested to watch carefully for shifting around in the chair, breaking eye contact, looking up and away to engage with the creative centers of the brain. All tells.
Buck has been on the radar for years. People have reported him running his mouth about being a SF operator. His FOIA was put in for in early 2017 but his case was placed on an observe and monitor status to acquire more evidence.
Daisy Cutter,
Incredible. This went from 1 event (wedding),
to 2 events (1 funeral and 1 wedding),
to now MORE than 2 events (multiple funerals and 1 wedding).
And, the wedding was way back in 2013.
Surely, it came “out of the bag” more than that,
for annual Memorial Day PARADES?
And Veterans Day LOOK AT ME?
8 years of this Stolen Valor is now a conservative estimate.
Anyone care to guess how much LONGER than 8 years?
16 years?
You know, once both Iraq and Afghanistan were daily news?
The answer mostly likely lies in archived news obituaries
(after 1997).
Late to the party here – 2000+ miles in 4 days (plus an additional 2 days/300+ miles local travel at intermediate destinations) can do that.
Not buying this guy’s “someone else put my ribbon rack together and screwed it up” story. Someone who didn’t know what they were doing wouldn’t get everything (1) in proper order, with (2) correctly-placed devices, and (3) on a ribbon rack of precisely the correct size for what’s there.
Time to man up, fella. Acknowledge the lie and apologize. Quit trying to deflect blame.
Yeah.
As I posted above, I have never had anyone put my uniform together (though I have had people rip stuff off in inspections) and I have never seen a senior NCO not catch this nonsense before putting it on.
I knew everything that should have been on there.
Old Buck here is full of shit.
Green Thumb,
I think Buck’s Enabler works out of the same AOR as All-Points Logistics (not Florida…the other State).
If he is the Enabler, he does NOT work for All Points Logistics, but for a Command on an installation located in that State.
If that person IS INDEED Buck’s Enabler, am thinking that it is sad that he would be defending Buck wearing unauthorized decorations on his Army Greens…which I still don’t understand why he wore that to his Daughter’s wedding, because after all, IT WAS HIS DAUGHTER’S WEDDING…and the Limelight should have been on the Daughter, not Buck…
Buck is another Attention Seeking “LOOK AT ME!” with a Narcissistic Personality Disorder who got caught with his lies and “blamed’ it on his wife.
BTW…the MFO is NOT a UN Medal…I should know…I did 14 months in the Sinai and have two of those Medals…The MFO is NOT PART OF THE UN PEACEKEEPING MISSION..
The only way Buck could have been awarded the MFO is if he deployed with the 82nd to the Sinai on a 6 month rotation…Only Buck can tell us…
*Smile*
Good point about the daughter.
Always classy to not shave either when wearing the uniform, as well.
The E-9 running point for ole Buck is very similar to the Senior NCO that came on this site to defend “Killer Kallam” same know it all attitude ect. Back in 2015
3/17th…
Claw is gonna love you for that comment…
Yep, the AWOL 1st SEAC who PROMISED to get back with TAH on Baby Killer Killam…
1st SEAC lives in the same AO as Rick Cayton (rgr769 knows who that is)…AO is the Fort Hood area…
Still chuckling that the 1st SEAC not only wore 3 NDSMs (he did not join the Army until AFTER the end of the Vietnam Era), but also enabled and supported Killer’s claim of being a Vietnam POW…
https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=63422&cpage=1#comments
That was a long painfull read. Before my time as a dickweed.
Ahh, Ranger Rick aka “Chicom” Cayton. He and Killer Killam should get together and form their own secret fake Vietnam POW club. Ranger Rick ended his tour in a helo unit as well, since he was kicked out of G/75 when he only had a few months left on his tour. A couple of the guys on his LRRP team wanted to kill him, so he went to one of the division’s slick companies as a door gunner. My favorite part of his POW story is that he was attending the memorial service in Chu Lai for the two men who died under his incompetent leadership, during the same time frame he was supposedly being held as a POW.
Yep, same deal. Another e-9 comes busting into MP/TAH and says “Stand down, don’t make me whip out my Military Bearing.”!!
Good to know Air Cav is still up and about.
Claw…….I read every day, however, when I post a comment esp on Vietnam phonys, I dream! Know what I mean? So I try to limit my comments!
Looks like you chose a most opportune time to stop on by!👍